Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
David Dixon
I'm sorry, there's...um,
insufficient what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
Owen Mathews
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Peter Rothman
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.
Chris Walsh
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Barry L. Brumitt
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
Pat Davis
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
David J. Liszewski
Errors have occurred.
We wont tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Charlie Gibbs
Servers poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
Rik Jespersen
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Suzie Wagner
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
Jason Axley
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
Charles Matthews
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
Nick Sweeney
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Mike Hagler
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
Simon Firth
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
My Novel not found.
Howard Korder
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Bill Torcaso
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
Joy Rothke
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
David Ansel
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
James Lopez
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Rahul Sonnad
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
Margaret Segall
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
Brian M. Porter
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Cass Whittington