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Title: The Cricket on the Hearth
       A Fairy Tale of Home

Author: Charles Dickens

Illustrator: Daniel Maclise
             Richard Doyle
             Clarkson Stanfield
             John Leech
             Edwin Landseer

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THE

CRICKET ON THE HEARTH.

[Illustration]




[Illustration: THE CRICKET ON THE HEARTH

A FAIRY TALE OF HOME]

    LONDON:

    Bradbury & Evans, 90, Fleet Street. & Whitefriars.

    1846.




THE

CRICKET ON THE HEARTH.

A

FAIRY TALE OF HOME.

       *       *       *       *       *

BY

CHARLES DICKENS.


    =ELEVENTH EDITION.=

    =London:=

    PRINTED AND PUBLISHED FOR THE AUTHOR,

    BY BRADBURY AND EVANS, 90, FLEET STREET,
    AND WHITEFRIARS.

           *       *       *       *       *

    MDCCCXLVI.




    LONDON:
    BRADBURY AND EVANS, PRINTERS, WHITEFRIARS.




    TO

    LORD JEFFREY

    THIS LITTLE STORY IS INSCRIBED,

    WITH

    THE AFFECTION AND ATTACHMENT OF HIS FRIEND,

    THE AUTHOR.

    _December_, 1845.




ILLUSTRATIONS.


                                _Engraver._            _Artist._

  FRONTISPIECE                 _Thompson._         D. MACLISE, R.A.

  TITLE                        _G. Dalziel._       D. MACLISE, R.A.

  CHIRP THE FIRST              _G. Dalziel._       R. DOYLE.

  THE CARRIER'S CART           _T. Williams._      C. STANFIELD, R.A.

  JOHN'S ARRIVAL               _E. Dalziel._       J. LEECH.

  JOHN AND DOT                 _Swain._            J. LEECH.

  CHIRP THE SECOND             _E. Dalziel._       R. DOYLE.

  CALEB AT WORK                _G. Dalziel._       J. LEECH.

  BOXER                        _T. Williams._      E. LANDSEER, R.A.

  TILLY SLOWBOY                _Groves._           J. LEECH.

  MRS. FIELDING'S LECTURE      _E. Dalziel._       J. LEECH.

  CHIRP THE THIRD              _T. Williams._      R. DOYLE.

  JOHN'S REVERIE               _Groves._           J. LEECH.

  THE DANCE                    _Swain._            J. LEECH.




[Illustration: CHIRP THE FIRST]


THE KETTLE began it! Don't tell me what Mrs. Peerybingle said. I know
better. Mrs. Peerybingle may leave it on record to the end of time that she
couldn't say which of them began it; but I say the Kettle did. I ought
to know, I hope? The Kettle began it, full five minutes by the little
waxy-faced Dutch clock in the corner before the Cricket uttered a chirp.

As if the clock hadn't finished striking, and the convulsive little
Haymaker at the top of it, jerking away right and left with a scythe in
front of a Moorish Palace, hadn't mowed down half an acre of imaginary
grass before the Cricket joined in at all!

Why, I am not naturally positive. Every one knows that. I wouldn't set
my own opinion against the opinion of Mrs. Peerybingle, unless I were
quite sure, on any account whatever. Nothing should induce me. But this
is a question of fact. And the fact is, that the Kettle began it, at
least five minutes before the Cricket gave any sign of being in
existence. Contradict me: and I'll say ten.

Let me narrate exactly how it happened. I should have proceeded to do
so, in my very first word, but for this plain consideration--if I am to
tell a story I must begin at the beginning; and how is it possible to
begin at the beginning, without beginning at the Kettle?

It appeared as if there were a sort of match, or trial of skill, you
must understand, between the Kettle and the Cricket. And this is what
led to it, and how it came about.

Mrs. Peerybingle going out into the raw twilight, and clicking over the
wet stones in a pair of pattens that worked innumerable rough
impressions of the first proposition in Euclid all about the yard--Mrs.
Peerybingle filled the Kettle at the water butt. Presently returning,
less the pattens: and a good deal less, for they were tall and Mrs.
Peerybingle was but short: she set the Kettle on the fire. In doing
which she lost her temper, or mislaid it for an instant; for the
water--being uncomfortably cold, and in that slippy, slushy, sleety sort
of state wherein it seems to penetrate through every kind of substance,
patten rings included--had laid hold of Mrs. Peerybingle's toes, and
even splashed her legs. And when we rather plume ourselves (with reason
too) upon our legs, and keep ourselves particularly neat in point of
stockings, we find this, for the moment, hard to bear.

Besides, the Kettle was aggravating and obstinate. It wouldn't allow
itself to be adjusted on the top bar; it wouldn't hear of accommodating
itself kindly to the knobs of coal; it would lean forward with a drunken
air, and dribble, a very Idiot of a Kettle, on the hearth. It was
quarrelsome; and hissed and spluttered morosely at the fire. To sum up
all, the lid, resisting Mrs. Peerybingle's fingers, first of all turned
topsy-turvy, and then, with an ingenious pertinacity deserving of a
better cause, dived sideways in--down to the very bottom of the Kettle.
And the hull of the Royal George has never made half the monstrous
resistance to coming out of the water, which the lid of that Kettle
employed against Mrs. Peerybingle, before she got it up again.

It looked sullen and pig-headed enough, even then; carrying its handle
with an air of defiance, and cocking its spout pertly and mockingly at
Mrs. Peerybingle, as if it said, "I won't boil. Nothing shall induce
me!"

But Mrs. Peerybingle, with restored good humour, dusted her chubby
little hands against each other, and sat down before the Kettle:
laughing. Meantime, the jolly blaze uprose and fell, flashing and
gleaming on the little Haymaker at the top of the Dutch clock, until one
might have thought he stood stock still before the Moorish Palace, and
nothing was in motion but the flame.

He was on the move, however; and had his spasms, two to the second, all
right and regular. But his sufferings when the clock was going to
strike, were frightful to behold; and when a Cuckoo looked out of a
trap-door in the Palace, and gave note six times, it shook him, each
time, like a spectral voice--or like a something wiry, plucking at his
legs.

It was not until a violent commotion and a whirring noise among the
weights and ropes below him had quite subsided, that this terrified
Haymaker became himself again. Nor was he startled without reason; for
these rattling, bony skeletons of clocks are very disconcerting in their
operation, and I wonder very much how any set of men, but most of all
how Dutchmen, can have had a liking to invent them. For there is a
popular belief that Dutchmen love broad cases and much clothing for
their own lower selves; and they might know better than to leave their
clocks so very lank and unprotected, surely.

Now it was, you observe, that the Kettle began to spend the evening. Now
it was, that the Kettle, growing mellow and musical, began to have
irrepressible gurglings in its throat, and to indulge in short vocal
snorts, which it checked in the bud, as if it hadn't quite made up its
mind yet, to be good company. Now it was, that after two or three such
vain attempts to stifle its convivial sentiments, it threw off all
moroseness, all reserve, and burst into a stream of song so cosy and
hilarious, as never maudlin nightingale yet formed the least idea of.

So plain, too! Bless you, you might have understood it like a
book--better than some books you and I could name, perhaps. With its
warm breath gushing forth in a light cloud which merrily and gracefully
ascended a few feet, then hung about the chimney-corner as its own
domestic Heaven, it trolled its song with that strong energy of
cheerfulness, that its iron body hummed and stirred upon the fire; and
the lid itself, the recently rebellious lid--such is the influence of a
bright example--performed a sort of jig, and clattered like a deaf and
dumb young cymbal that had never known the use of its twin brother.

That this song of the Kettle's, was a song of invitation and welcome to
somebody out of doors; to somebody at that moment coming on, towards the
snug small home and the crisp fire; there is no doubt whatever. Mrs.
Peerybingle knew it, perfectly, as she sat musing, before the hearth.
It's a dark night, sang the Kettle, and the rotten leaves are lying by
the way; and above, all is mist and darkness, and below, all is mire and
clay; and there's only one relief in all the sad and murky air; and I
don't know that it is one, for it's nothing but a glare, of deep and
angry crimson, where the sun and wind together, set a brand upon the
clouds for being guilty of such weather; and the widest open country is
a long dull streak of black; and there's hoar-frost on the finger-post,
and thaw upon the track; and the ice it isn't water, and the water isn't
free; and you couldn't say that anything is what it ought to be; but
he's coming, coming, coming!----

And here, if you like, the Cricket DID chime in! with a Chirrup,
Chirrup, Chirrup of such magnitude, by way of chorus; with a voice, so
astoundingly disproportionate to its size, as compared with the Kettle;
(size! you couldn't See it!) that if it had then and there burst itself
like an overcharged gun: if it had fallen a victim on the spot, and
chirruped its little body into fifty pieces: it would have seemed a
natural and inevitable consequence, for which it had expressly laboured.

The Kettle had had the last of its solo performance. It persevered with
undiminished ardour; but the Cricket took first fiddle and kept it. Good
Heaven, how it chirped! Its shrill, sharp, piercing voice resounded
through the house, and seemed to twinkle in the outer darkness like a
Star. There was an indescribable little trill and tremble in it, at its
loudest, which suggested its being carried off its legs, and made to
leap again, by its own intense enthusiasm. Yet they went very well
together, the Cricket and the Kettle. The burden of the song was still
the same; and louder, louder, louder still, they sang it in their
emulation.

The fair little listener; for fair she was, and young--though something
of what is called the dumpling shape; but I don't myself object to
that--lighted a candle; glanced at the Haymaker on the top of the clock,
who was getting in a pretty average crop of minutes; and looked out of
the window, where she saw nothing, owing to the darkness, but her own
face imaged in the glass. And my opinion is (and so would your's have
been), that she might have looked a long way, and seen nothing half so
agreeable. When she came back, and sat down in her former seat, the
Cricket and the Kettle were still keeping it up, with a perfect fury of
competition. The Kettle's weak side clearly being that he didn't know
when he was beat.

There was all the excitement of a race about it. Chirp, chirp, chirp!
Cricket a mile ahead. Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle making play in the
distance, like a great top. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket round the
corner. Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle sticking to him in his own way; no
idea of giving in. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket fresher than ever. Hum,
hum, hum--m--m! Kettle slow and steady. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket
going in to finish him. Hum, hum, hum--m--m! Kettle not to be finished.
Until at last, they got so jumbled together, in the hurry-skurry,
helter-skelter, of the match, that whether the Kettle chirped and the
Cricket hummed, or the Cricket chirped and the Kettle hummed, or they
both chirped and both hummed, it would have taken a clearer head than
your's or mine to have decided with anything like certainty. But of
this, there is no doubt: that the Kettle and the Cricket, at one and the
same moment, and by some power of amalgamation best known to themselves,
sent, each, his fireside song of comfort streaming into a ray of the
candle that shone out through the window; and a long way down the lane.
And this light, bursting on a certain person who, on the instant,
approached towards it through the gloom, expressed the whole thing to
him, literally in a twinkling, and cried, "Welcome home, old fellow!
Welcome home, my Boy!"

This end attained, the Kettle, being dead beat, boiled over, and was
taken off the fire. Mrs. Peerybingle then went running to the door,
where, what with the wheels of a cart, the tramp of a horse, the voice
of a man, the tearing in and out of an excited dog, and the surprising
and mysterious appearance of a Baby, there was soon the very
What's-his-name to pay.

[Illustration]

Where the Baby came from, or how Mrs. Peerybingle got hold of it in that
flash of time, _I_ don't know. But a live Baby there was, in Mrs.
Peerybingle's arms; and a pretty tolerable amount of pride she seemed
to have in it, when she was drawn gently to the fire, by a sturdy figure
of a man, much taller and much older than herself; who had to stoop a
long way down, to kiss her. But she was worth the trouble. Six foot six,
with the lumbago, might have done it.

"Oh goodness, John!" said Mrs. P. "What a state you're in with the
weather!"

He was something the worse for it, undeniably. The thick mist hung in
clots upon his eyelashes like candied thaw; and between the fog and fire
together, there were rainbows in his very whiskers.

"Why, you see, Dot," John made answer, slowly, as he unrolled a shawl
from about his throat; and warmed his hands; "it--it an't exactly summer
weather. So, no wonder."

"I wish you wouldn't call me Dot, John. I don't like it," said Mrs.
Peerybingle: pouting in a way that clearly showed she _did_ like it,
very much.

"Why what else are you?" returned John, looking down upon her with a
smile, and giving her waist as light a squeeze as his huge hand and arm
could give. "A dot and"--here he glanced at the Baby--"a dot and
carry--I won't say it, for fear I should spoil it; but I was very near a
joke. I don't know as ever I was nearer."

He was often near to something or other very clever, by his own account:
this lumbering, slow, honest John; this John so heavy but so light of
spirit; so rough upon the surface, but so gentle at the core; so dull
without, so quick within; so stolid, but so good! Oh Mother Nature, give
thy children the true Poetry of Heart that hid itself in this poor
Carrier's breast--he was but a Carrier by the way--and we can bear to
have them talking Prose, and leading lives of Prose; and bear to bless
Thee for their company!

It was pleasant to see Dot, with her little figure and her Baby in her
arms: a very doll of a Baby: glancing with a coquettish thoughtfulness
at the fire, and inclining her delicate little head just enough on one
side to let it rest in an odd, half-natural, half-affected, wholly
nestling and agreeable manner, on the great rugged figure of the
Carrier. It was pleasant to see him, with his tender awkwardness,
endeavouring to adapt his rude support to her slight need, and make his
burly middle-age a leaning-staff not inappropriate to her blooming
youth. It was pleasant to observe how Tilly Slowboy, waiting in the
background for the Baby, took special cognizance (though in her earliest
teens) of this grouping; and stood with her mouth and eyes wide open,
and her head thrust forward, taking it in as if it were air. Nor was it
less agreeable to observe how John the Carrier, reference being made by
Dot to the aforesaid Baby, checked his hand when on the point of
touching the infant, as if he thought he might crack it; and bending
down, surveyed it from a safe distance, with a kind of puzzled pride:
such as an amiable mastiff might be supposed to show, if he found
himself, one day, the father of a young canary.

"An't he beautiful, John? Don't he look precious in his sleep?"

"Very precious," said John. "Very much so. He generally _is_ asleep,
an't he?"

"Lor John! Good gracious no!"

"Oh," said John, pondering. "I thought his eyes was generally shut.
Halloa!"

"Goodness John, how you startle one!"

"It an't right for him to turn 'em up in that way!" said the astonished
Carrier, "is it? See how he's winking with both of 'em at once! and look
at his mouth! why he's gasping like a gold and silver fish!"

"You don't deserve to be a father, you don't," said Dot, with all the
dignity of an experienced matron. "But how should you know what little
complaints children are troubled with, John! You wouldn't so much as
know their names, you stupid fellow." And when she had turned the Baby
over on her left arm, and had slapped its back as a restorative, she
pinched her husband's ear, laughing.

"No," said John, pulling off his outer coat. "It's very true, Dot. I
don't know much about it. I only know that I've been fighting pretty
stiffly with the Wind to-night. It's been blowing north-east, straight
into the cart, the whole way home."

"Poor old man, so it has!" cried Mrs. Peerybingle, instantly becoming
very active. "Here! Take the precious darling, Tilly, while I make
myself of some use. Bless it, I could smother it with kissing it; I
could! Hie then, good dog! Hie Boxer, boy! Only let me make the tea
first, John; and then I'll help you with the parcels, like a busy bee.
'How doth the little'--and all the rest of it, you know John. Did you
ever learn 'how doth the little,' when you went to school, John?"

"Not to quite know it," John returned. "I was very near it once. But I
should only have spoilt it, I dare say."

"Ha ha!" laughed Dot. She had the blithest little laugh you ever heard.
"What a dear old darling of a dunce you are, John, to be sure!"

[Illustration]

Not at all disputing this position, John went out to see that the boy
with the lantern, which had been dancing to and fro before the door and
window, like a Will of the Wisp, took due care of the horse; who was
fatter than you would quite believe, if I gave you his measure, and so
old that his birthday was lost in the mists of antiquity. Boxer, feeling
that his attentions were due to the family in general, and must be
impartially distributed, dashed in and out with bewildering inconstancy:
now describing a circle of short barks round the horse, where he was
being rubbed down at the stable-door; now feigning to make savage rushes
at his mistress, and facetiously bringing himself to sudden stops; now
eliciting a shriek from Tilly Slowboy, in the low nursing-chair near the
fire, by the unexpected application of his moist nose to her
countenance; now exhibiting an obtrusive interest in the Baby; now going
round and round upon the hearth, and lying down as if he had established
himself for the night; now getting up again, and taking that nothing of
a fag-end of a tail of his, out into the weather, as if he had just
remembered an appointment, and was off, at a round trot, to keep it.

"There! There's the teapot, ready on the hob!" said Dot; as briskly busy
as a child at play at keeping house. "And there's the cold knuckle of
ham; and there's the butter; and there's the crusty loaf, and all!
Here's a clothes-basket for the small parcels, John, if you've got any
there--where are you, John? Don't let the dear child fall under the
grate, Tilly, whatever you do!"

It may be noted of Miss Slowboy, in spite of her rejecting the caution
with some vivacity, that she had a rare and surprising talent for
getting this Baby into difficulties: and had several times imperilled
its short life, in a quiet way peculiarly her own. She was of a spare
and straight shape, this young lady, insomuch that her garments appeared
to be in constant danger of sliding off those sharp pegs, her
shoulders, on which they were loosely hung. Her costume was remarkable
for the partial development on all possible occasions of some flannel
vestment of a singular structure; also for affording glimpses, in the
region of the back, of a corset, or pair of stays, in colour a
dead-green. Being always in a state of gaping admiration at everything,
and absorbed, besides, in the perpetual contemplation of her mistress's
perfections and the Baby's, Miss Slowboy, in her little errors of
judgment, may be said to have done equal honour to her head and to her
heart; and though these did less honour to the Baby's head, which they
were the occasional means of bringing into contact with deal doors,
dressers, stair-rails, bedposts, and other foreign substances, still
they were the honest results of Tilly Slowboy's constant astonishment at
finding herself so kindly treated, and installed in such a comfortable
home. For the maternal and paternal Slowboy were alike unknown to Fame,
and Tilly had been bred by public charity, a Foundling; which word,
though only differing from Fondling by one vowel's length, is very
different in meaning, and expresses quite another thing.

To have seen little Mrs. Peerybingle come back with her husband; tugging
at the clothes-basket, and making the most strenuous exertions to do
nothing at all (for he carried it); would have amused you, almost as
much as it amused him. It may have entertained the Cricket too, for
anything I know; but, certainly, it now began to chirp again,
vehemently.

"Heyday!" said John, in his slow way. "It's merrier than ever, to-night,
I think."

"And it's sure to bring us good fortune, John! It always has done so. To
have a Cricket on the Hearth, is the luckiest thing in all the world!"

John looked at her as if he had very nearly got the thought into his
head, that she was his Cricket in chief, and he quite agreed with her.
But it was probably one of his narrow escapes, for he said nothing.

"The first time I heard its cheerful little note, John, was on that
night when you brought me home--when you brought me to my new home here;
its little mistress. Nearly a year ago. You recollect, John?"

Oh yes. John remembered. I should think so!

"Its chirp was such a welcome to me! It seemed so full of promise and
encouragement. It seemed to say, you would be kind and gentle with me,
and would not expect (I had a fear of that, John, then) to find an old
head on the shoulders of your foolish little wife."

John thoughtfully patted one of the shoulders, and then the head, as
though he would have said No, No; he had had no such expectation; he had
been quite content to take them as they were. And really he had reason.
They were very comely.

"It spoke the truth, John, when it seemed to say so: for you have ever
been, I am sure, the best, the most considerate, the most affectionate
of husbands to me. This has been a happy home, John; and I love the
Cricket for its sake!"

"Why so do I then," said the Carrier. "So do I, Dot."

"I love it for the many times I have heard it, and the many thoughts its
harmless music has given me. Sometimes, in the twilight, when I have
felt a little solitary and down-hearted, John--before Baby was here, to
keep me company and make the house gay; when I have thought how lonely
you would be if I should die; how lonely I should be, if I could know
that you had lost me, dear; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp upon the hearth, has
seemed to tell me of another little voice, so sweet, so very dear to me,
before whose coming sound, my trouble vanished like a dream. And when I
used to fear--I did fear once, John; I was very young you know--that
ours might prove to be an ill-assorted marriage: I being such a child,
and you more like my guardian than my husband: and that you might not,
however hard you tried, be able to learn to love me, as you hoped and
prayed you might; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, has cheered me up again, and
filled me with new trust and confidence. I was thinking of these things
to-night, dear, when I sat expecting you; and I love the Cricket for
their sake!"

"And so do I," repeated John. "But Dot? _I_ hope and pray that I might
learn to love you? How you talk! I had learnt that, long before I
brought you here, to be the Cricket's little mistress, Dot!"

She laid her hand, an instant, on his arm, and looked up at him with an
agitated face, as if she would have told him something. Next moment,
she was down upon her knees before the basket; speaking in a sprightly
voice, and busy with the parcels.

"There are not many of them to-night, John, but I saw some goods behind
the cart, just now; and though they give more trouble, perhaps, still
they pay as well; so we have no reason to grumble, have we? Besides, you
have been delivering, I dare say, as you came along?"

Oh yes, John said. A good many.

"Why what's this round box? Heart alive, John, it's a wedding-cake!"

"Leave a woman alone, to find out that," said John admiringly. "Now a
man would never have thought of it! whereas, it's my belief that if you
was to pack a wedding-cake up in a tea-chest, or a turn-up bedstead, or
a pickled salmon keg, or any unlikely thing, a woman would be sure to
find it out directly. Yes; I called for it at the pastry-cook's."

"And it weighs I don't know what--whole hundredweights!" cried Dot,
making a great demonstration of trying to lift it. "Whose is it, John?
Where is it going?"

"Read the writing on the other side," said John.

"Why, John! My Goodness, John!"

"Ah! who'd have thought it!" John returned.

"You never mean to say," pursued Dot, sitting on the floor and shaking
her head at him, "that it's Gruff and Tackleton the toymaker!"

John nodded.

Mrs. Peerybingle nodded also, fifty times at least. Not in assent: in
dumb and pitying amazement; screwing up her lips, the while, with all
their little force (they were never made for screwing up; I am clear of
that), and looking the good Carrier through and through, in her
abstraction. Miss Slowboy, in the mean time, who had a mechanical power
of reproducing scraps of current conversation for the delectation of the
Baby, with all the sense struck out of them, and all the Nouns changed
into the Plural number, enquired aloud of that young creature, Was it
Gruffs and Tackletons the toymakers then, and Would it call at
Pastry-cooks for wedding-cakes, and Did its mothers know the boxes when
its fathers brought them homes; and so on.

"And that is really to come about!" said Dot. "Why, she and I were
girls at school together, John."

He might have been thinking of her: or nearly thinking of her, perhaps:
as she was in that same school time. He looked upon her with a
thoughtful pleasure, but he made no answer.

"And he's as old! As unlike her!--Why, how many years older than you, is
Gruff and Tackleton John?"

"How many more cups of tea shall I drink to-night at one sitting, than
Gruff and Tackleton ever took in four, I wonder!" replied John,
good-humouredly, as he drew a chair to the round table, and began at the
cold Ham. "As to eating, I eat but little; but that little I enjoy,
Dot."

Even this; his usual sentiment at meal times; one of his innocent
delusions (for his appetite was always obstinate, and flatly
contradicted him); awoke no smile in the face of his little wife, who
stood among the parcels, pushing the cake-box slowly from her with her
foot, and never once looked, though her eyes were cast down too, upon
the dainty shoe she generally was so mindful of. Absorbed in thought,
she stood there, heedless alike of the tea and John (although he called
to her, and rapped the table with his knife to startle her), until he
rose and touched her on the arm; when she looked at him for a moment,
and hurried to her place behind the teaboard, laughing at her
negligence. But not as she had laughed before. The manner, and the
music, were quite changed.

The Cricket, too, had stopped. Somehow the room was not so cheerful as
it had been. Nothing like it.

"So, these are all the parcels, are they, John?" she said: breaking a
long silence, which the honest Carrier had devoted to the practical
illustration of one part of his favourite sentiment--certainly enjoying
what he ate, if it couldn't be admitted that he ate but little. "So
these are all the parcels; are they, John?"

"That's all," said John. "Why--no--I--" laying down his knife and fork,
and taking a long breath. "I declare--I've clean forgotten the old
gentleman!"

"The old gentleman?"

"In the cart," said John. "He was asleep, among the straw, the last time
I saw him. I've very nearly remembered him, twice, since I came in; but
he went out of my head again. Halloa! Yahip there! rouse up! That's my
hearty!"

John said these latter words, outside the door, whither he had hurried
with the candle in his hand.

Miss Slowboy, conscious of some mysterious reference to The Old
Gentleman, and connecting in her mystified imagination certain
associations of a religious nature with the phrase, was so disturbed,
that hastily rising from the low chair by the fire to seek protection
near the skirts of her mistress, and coming into contact as she crossed
the doorway with an ancient Stranger, she instinctively made a charge or
butt at him with the only offensive instrument within her reach. This
instrument happening to be the Baby, great commotion and alarm ensued,
which the sagacity of Boxer rather tended to increase; for that good
dog, more thoughtful than his master, had, it seemed, been watching the
old gentleman in his sleep lest he should walk off with a few young
Poplar trees that were tied up behind the cart; and he still attended on
him very closely; worrying his gaiters in fact, and making dead sets at
the buttons.

"You're such an undeniable good sleeper, Sir," said John when
tranquillity was restored; in the mean time the old gentleman had stood,
bare-headed and motionless, in the centre of the room; "that I have half
a mind to ask you where the other six are: only that would be a joke,
and I know I should spoil it. Very near though," murmured the Carrier,
with a chuckle; "very near!"

The Stranger, who had long white hair; good features, singularly bold
and well defined for an old man; and dark, bright, penetrating eyes;
looked round with a smile, and saluted the Carrier's wife by gravely
inclining his head.

His garb was very quaint and odd--a long, long way behind the time. Its
hue was brown, all over. In his hand he held a great brown club or
walking-stick; and striking this upon the floor, it fell asunder, and
became a chair. On which he sat down, quite composedly.

"There!" said the Carrier, turning to his wife. "That's the way I found
him, sitting by the roadside! upright as a milestone. And almost as
deaf."

"Sitting in the open air, John!"

"In the open air," replied the Carrier, "just at dusk. 'Carriage Paid,'
he said; and gave me eighteenpence. Then he got in. And there he is."

"He's going, John, I think!"

Not at all. He was only going to speak.

"If you please, I was to be left till called for," said the Stranger,
mildly. "Don't mind me."

With that, he took a pair of spectacles from one of his large pockets,
and a book from another; and leisurely began to read. Making no more of
Boxer than if he had been a house lamb!

The Carrier and his wife exchanged a look of perplexity. The Stranger
raised his head; and glancing from the latter to the former, said:

"Your daughter, my good friend?"

"Wife," returned John.

"Niece?" said the Stranger.

"Wife," roared John.

"Indeed?" observed the Stranger. "Surely? Very young!"

He quietly turned over, and resumed his reading. But, before he could
have read two lines, he again interrupted himself, to say:

"Baby, yours?"

John gave him a gigantic nod; equivalent to an answer in the
affirmative, delivered through a speaking-trumpet.

"Girl?"

"Bo-o-oy!" roared John.

"Also very young, eh?"

Mrs. Peerybingle instantly struck in. "Two months and three da-ays!
Vaccinated just six weeks ago-o! Took very fine-ly! Considered, by the
doctor, a remarkably beautiful chi-ild! Equal to the general run of
children at five months o-old! Takes notice, in a way quite won-der-ful!
May seem impossible to you, but feels his legs al-ready!"

Here the breathless little mother, who had been shrieking these short
sentences into the old man's ear, until her pretty face was crimsoned,
held up the Baby before him as a stubborn and triumphant fact; while
Tilly Slowboy, with a melodious cry of Ketcher, Ketcher--which sounded
like some unknown words, adapted to a popular Sneeze--performed some
cow-like gambols round that all unconscious Innocent.

"Hark! He's called for, sure enough," said John. "There's somebody at
the door. Open it, Tilly."

Before she could reach it, however, it was opened from without; being a
primitive sort of door, with a latch, that any one could lift if he
chose--and a good many people did choose, I can tell you; for all kinds
of neighbours liked to have a cheerful word or two with the Carrier,
though he was no great talker for the matter of that. Being opened, it
gave admission to a little, meagre, thoughtful, dingy-faced man, who
seemed to have made himself a great-coat from the sack-cloth covering of
some old box; for when he turned to shut the door, and keep the weather
out, he disclosed upon the back of that garment, the inscription G & T
in large black capitals. Also the word GLASS in bold characters.

"Good evening John!" said the little man. "Good evening Mum. Good
evening Tilly. Good evening Unbeknown! How's Baby Mum? Boxer's pretty
well I hope?"

"All thriving, Caleb," replied Dot. "I am sure you need only look at the
dear child, for one, to know that."

"And I'm sure I need only look at you for another," said Caleb.

He didn't look at her though; for he had a wandering and thoughtful eye
which seemed to be always projecting itself into some other time and
place, no matter what he said; a description which will equally apply to
his voice.

"Or at John for another," said Caleb. "Or at Tilly, as far as that goes.
Or certainly at Boxer."

"Busy just now, Caleb?" asked the Carrier.

"Why, pretty well John," he returned, with the distraught air of a man
who was casting about for the Philosopher's stone, at least. "Pretty
much so. There's rather a run on Noah's Arks at present. I could have
wished to improve upon the Family, but I don't see how it's to be done
at the price. It would be a satisfaction to one's mind, to make it
clearer which was Shems and Hams, and which was Wives. Flies an't on
that scale neither, as compared with elephants you know! Ah! well! Have
you got anything in the parcel line for me John?"

The Carrier put his hand into a pocket of the coat he had taken off; and
brought out, carefully preserved in moss and paper, a tiny flower-pot.

"There it is!" he said, adjusting it with great care. "Not so much as a
leaf damaged. Full of Buds!"

Caleb's dull eye brightened, as he took it, and thanked him.

"Dear, Caleb," said the Carrier. "Very dear at this season."

"Never mind that. It would be cheap to me, whatever it cost," returned
the little man. "Anything else, John?"

"A small box," replied the Carrier. "Here you are!"

"'For Caleb Plummer,'" said the little man, spelling out the direction.
"'With Cash.' With Cash John? I don't think it's for me."

"With Care," returned the Carrier, looking over his shoulder. "Where do
you make out cash?"

"Oh! To be sure!" said Caleb. "It's all right. With care! Yes, yes;
that's mine. It might have been with cash, indeed, if my dear Boy in the
Golden South Americas had lived, John. You loved him like a son; didn't
you? You needn't say you did. _I_ know, of course. 'Caleb Plummer. With
Care.' Yes, yes, it's all right. It's a box of dolls' eyes for my
daughter's work. I wish it was her own sight in a box, John."

"I wish it was, or could be!" cried the Carrier.

"Thankee," said the little man. "You speak very hearty. To think that
she should never see the Dolls; and them a staring at her, so bold, all
day long! That's where it cuts. What's the damage, John?"

"I'll damage you," said John, "if you inquire. Dot! Very near?"

"Well! it's like you to say so," observed the little man. "It's your
kind way. Let me see. I think that's all."

"I think not," said the Carrier. "Try again."

"Something for our Governor, eh?" said Caleb, after pondering a little
while. "To be sure. That's what I came for; but my head's so running on
them Arks and things! He hasn't been here, has he?"

"Not he," returned the Carrier. "He's too busy, courting."

"He's coming round though," said Caleb; "for he told me to keep on the
near side of the road going home, and it was ten to one he'd take me up.
I had better go, by the bye.--You couldn't have the goodness to let me
pinch Boxer's tail, Mum, for half a moment, could you?"

"Why Caleb! what a question!"

"Oh never mind, Mum," said the little man. "He mightn't like it perhaps.
There's a small order just come in, for barking dogs; and I should wish
to go as close to Natur' as I could, for sixpence. That's all. Never
mind Mum."

It happened opportunely, that Boxer, without receiving the proposed
stimulus, began to bark with great zeal. But as this implied the
approach of some new visitor, Caleb, postponing his study from the life
to a more convenient season, shouldered the round box, and took a
hurried leave. He might have spared himself the trouble, for he met the
visitor upon the threshold.

"Oh! You are here, are you? Wait a bit. I'll take you home. John
Peerybingle, my service to you. More of my service to your pretty wife.
Handsomer every day! Better too, if possible! And younger," mused the
speaker, in a low voice; "that's the Devil of it."

"I should be astonished at your paying compliments, Mr. Tackleton," said
Dot, not with the best grace in the world; "but for your condition."

"You know all about it then?"

"I have got myself to believe it, somehow," said Dot.

"After a hard struggle, I suppose?"

"Very."

Tackleton the Toy merchant, pretty generally known as Gruff and
Tackleton--for that was the firm, though Gruff had been bought out long
ago; only leaving his name, and as some said his nature, according to
its Dictionary meaning, in the business--Tackleton the Toy merchant, was
a man whose vocation had been quite misunderstood by his Parents and
Guardians. If they had made him a Money-Lender, or a sharp Attorney, or
a Sheriff's Officer, or a Broker, he might have sown his discontented
oats in his youth, and after having had the full-run of himself in
ill-natured transactions, might have turned out amiable, at last, for
the sake of a little freshness and novelty. But, cramped and chafing in
the peaceable pursuit of toy-making, he was a domestic Ogre, who had
been living on children all his life, and was their implacable enemy. He
despised all toys; wouldn't have bought one for the world; delighted, in
his malice, to insinuate grim expressions into the faces of brown-paper
farmers who drove pigs to market, bellmen who advertised lost lawyers'
consciences, moveable old ladies who darned stockings or carved pies;
and other like samples of his stock in trade. In appalling masks;
hideous, hairy, red-eyed Jacks in Boxes; Vampire Kites; demoniacal
Tumblers who wouldn't lie down, and were perpetually flying forward, to
stare infants out of countenance; his soul perfectly revelled. They were
his only relief, and safety-valve. He was great in such inventions.
Anything suggestive of a Pony-nightmare, was delicious to him. He had
even lost money (and he took to that toy very kindly) by getting up
Goblin slides for magic lanterns, whereon the Powers of Darkness were
depicted as a sort of supernatural shell-fish, with human faces. In
intensifying the portraiture of Giants, he had sunk quite a little
capital; and, though no painter himself, he could indicate, for the
instruction of his artists, with a piece of chalk, a certain furtive
leer for the countenances of those monsters, that was safe to destroy
the peace of mind of any young gentleman between the ages of six and
eleven, for the whole Christmas or Midsummer Vacation.

What he was in toys, he was (as most men are) in all other things. You
may easily suppose, therefore, that within the great green cape, which
reached down to the calves of his legs, there was buttoned up to the
chin an uncommonly pleasant fellow; and that he was about as choice a
spirit and as agreeable a companion, as ever stood in a pair of
bull-headed looking boots with mahogany-colored tops.

Still, Tackleton, the Toy merchant, was going to be married. In spite of
all this, he was going to be married. And to a young wife too; a
beautiful young wife.

He didn't look much like a Bridegroom, as he stood in the Carrier's
kitchen, with a twist in his dry face, and a screw in his body, and his
hat jerked over the bridge of his nose, and his hands stuck down into
the bottoms of his pockets, and his whole sarcastic ill-conditioned self
peering out of one little corner of one little eye, like the
concentrated essence of any number of ravens. But, a Bridegroom he
designed to be.

"In three days' time. Next Thursday. The last day of the first month in
the year. That's my wedding-day," said Tackleton.

Did I mention that he had always one eye wide open, and one eye nearly
shut; and that the one eye nearly shut, was always the expressive eye? I
don't think I did.

"That's my wedding-day!" said Tackleton, rattling his money.

"Why, it's our wedding-day too," exclaimed the Carrier.

"Ha ha!" laughed Tackleton. "Odd! You're just such another couple.
Just!"

The indignation of Dot at this presumptuous assertion is not to be
described. What next? His imagination would compass the possibility of
just such another Baby, perhaps. The man was mad.

"I say! A word with you," murmured Tackleton, nudging the Carrier with
his elbow, and taking him a little apart. "You'll come to the wedding?
We're in the same boat, you know."

"How in the same boat?" inquired the Carrier.

"A little disparity, you know;" said Tackleton, with another nudge.
"Come and spend an evening with us, beforehand."

"Why?" demanded John, astonished at this pressing hospitality.

"Why?" returned the other. "That's a new way of receiving an invitation.
Why, for pleasure; sociability, you know, and all that!"

"I thought you were never sociable," said John, in his plain way.

"Tchah! It's of no use to be anything but free with you I see," said
Tackleton. "Why, then, the truth is you have a--what tea-drinking people
call a sort of a comfortable appearance together: you and your wife. We
know better, you know, but--"

"No, we don't know better," interposed John. "What are you talking
about?"

"Well! We _don't_ know better then," said Tackleton. "We'll agree that
we don't. As you like; what does it matter? I was going to say, as you
have that sort of appearance, your company will produce a favorable
effect on Mrs. Tackleton that will be. And though I don't think your
good lady's very friendly to me, in this matter, still she can't help
herself from falling into my views, for there's a compactness and
cosiness of appearance about her that always tells, even in an
indifferent case. You'll say you'll come?"

"We have arranged to keep our Wedding-Day (as far as that goes) at
home," said John. "We have made the promise to ourselves these six
months. We think, you see, that home--"

"Bah! what's home?" cried Tackleton. "Four walls and a ceiling! (why
don't you kill that Cricket; _I_ would! I always do. I hate their
noise.) There are four walls and a ceiling at my house. Come to me!"

"You kill your Crickets, eh?" said John.

"Scrunch 'em, sir," returned the other, setting his heel heavily on the
floor. "You'll say you'll come? It's as much your interest as mine, you
know, that the women should persuade each other that they're quiet and
contented, and couldn't be better off. I know their way. Whatever one
woman says, another woman is determined to clinch, always. There's that
spirit of emulation among 'em, Sir, that if your wife says to my wife,
'I'm the happiest woman in the world, and mine's the best husband in the
world, and I dote on him,' my wife will say the same to your's, or more,
and half believe it."

"Do you mean to say she don't, then?" asked the Carrier.

"Don't!" cried Tackleton, with a short, sharp laugh. "Don't what?"

The Carrier had had some faint idea of adding, "dote upon you." But
happening to meet the half-closed eye, as it twinkled upon him over the
turned-up collar of the cape, which was within an ace of poking it out,
he felt it such an unlikely part and parcel of anything to be doted on,
that he substituted, "that she don't believe it?"

"Ah you dog! you're joking," said Tackleton.

But the Carrier, though slow to understand the full drift of his
meaning, eyed him in such a serious manner, that he was obliged to be a
little more explanatory.

"I have the humour," said Tackleton: holding up the fingers of his left
hand, and tapping the forefinger, to imply 'there I am, Tackleton to
wit:' "I have the humour, Sir, to marry a young wife and a pretty wife:"
here he rapped his little finger, to express the Bride; not sparingly,
but sharply; with a sense of power. "I'm able to gratify that humour and
I do. It's my whim. But--now look there."

He pointed to where Dot was sitting, thoughtfully, before the fire;
leaning her dimpled chin upon her hand, and watching the bright blaze.
The Carrier looked at her, and then at him, and then at her, and then at
him again.

"She honors and obeys, no doubt, you know," said Tackleton; "and that,
as I am not a man of sentiment, is quite enough for _me_. But do you
think there's anything more in it?"

"I think," observed the Carrier, "that I should chuck any man out of
window, who said there wasn't."

"Exactly so," returned the other with an unusual alacrity of assent. "To
be sure! Doubtless you would. Of course. I'm certain of it. Good night.
Pleasant dreams!"

The good Carrier was puzzled, and made uncomfortable and uncertain, in
spite of himself. He couldn't help showing it, in his manner.

"Good night, my dear friend!" said Tackleton, compassionately. "I'm off.
We're exactly alike, in reality, I see. You won't give us to-morrow
evening? Well! Next day you go out visiting, I know. I'll meet you
there, and bring my wife that is to be. It'll do her good. You're
agreeable? Thankee. What's that!"

It was a loud cry from the Carrier's wife; a loud, sharp, sudden cry,
that made the room ring, like a glass vessel. She had risen from her
seat, and stood like one transfixed by terror and surprise. The Stranger
had advanced towards the fire, to warm himself, and stood within a short
stride of her chair. But quite still.

"Dot!" cried the Carrier. "Mary! Darling! what's the matter?"

They were all about her in a moment. Caleb, who had been dozing on the
cake-box, in the first imperfect recovery of his suspended presence of
mind seized Miss Slowboy by the hair of her head; but immediately
apologised.

"Mary!" exclaimed the Carrier, supporting her in his arms. "Are you ill!
what is it? Tell me dear!"

She only answered by beating her hands together, and falling into a wild
fit of laughter. Then, sinking from his grasp upon the ground, she
covered her face with her apron, and wept bitterly. And then, she
laughed again; and then, she cried again; and then, she said how cold it
was, and suffered him to lead her to the fire, where she sat down as
before. The old man standing, as before; quite still.

"I'm better, John," she said. "I'm quite well now--I--"

John! But John was on the other side of her. Why turn her face towards
the strange old gentleman, as if addressing him! Was her brain
wandering?

"Only a fancy, John dear--a kind of shock--a something coming suddenly
before my eyes--I don't know what it was. It's quite gone; quite gone."

"I'm glad it's gone," muttered Tackleton, turning the expressive eye all
round the room. "I wonder where it's gone, and what it was. Humph!
Caleb, come here! Who's that with the grey hair?"

"I don't know Sir," returned Caleb in a whisper. "Never see him before,
in all my life. A beautiful figure for a nut-cracker; quite a new model.
With a screw-jaw opening down into his waistcoat, he'd be lovely."

"Not ugly enough," said Tackleton.

"Or for a firebox, either," observed Caleb, in deep contemplation, "what
a model! Unscrew his head to put the matches in; turn him heels up'ards
for the light; and what a firebox for a gentleman's mantel-shelf, just
as he stands!"

"Not half ugly enough," said Tackleton. "Nothing in him at all. Come!
Bring that box! All right now, I hope?"

"Oh quite gone! Quite gone!" said the little woman, waving him hurriedly
away. "Good night!"

"Good night," said Tackleton. "Good night, John Peerybingle! Take care
how you carry that box, Caleb. Let it fall, and I'll murder you! Dark as
pitch, and weather worse than ever, eh? Good night!"

So, with another sharp look round the room, he went out at the door;
followed by Caleb with the wedding-cake on his head.

The Carrier had been so much astounded by his little wife, and so busily
engaged in soothing and tending her, that he had scarcely been conscious
of the Stranger's presence, until now, when he again stood there, their
only guest.

"He don't belong to them, you see," said John. "I must give him a hint
to go."

"I beg your pardon, friend," said the old gentleman, advancing to him;
"the more so, as I fear your wife has not been well; but the Attendant
whom my infirmity," he touched his ears and shook his head, "renders
almost indispensable, not having arrived, I fear there must be some
mistake. The bad night which made the shelter of your comfortable cart
(may I never have a worse!) so acceptable, is still as bad as ever.
Would you, in your kindness, suffer me to rent a bed here?"

"Yes, yes," cried Dot. "Yes! Certainly!"

"Oh!" said the Carrier, surprised by the rapidity of this consent.
"Well! I don't object; but still I'm not quite sure that--"

"Hush!" she interrupted. "Dear John!"

"Why, he's stone deaf," urged John.

"I know he is, but--Yes Sir, certainly. Yes! certainly! I'll make him up
a bed, directly, John."

As she hurried off to do it, the flutter of her spirits, and the
agitation of her manner, were so strange, that the Carrier stood looking
after her, quite confounded.

"Did its mothers make it up a Beds then!" cried Miss Slowboy to the
Baby; "and did its hair grow brown and curly, when its caps was lifted
off, and frighten it, a precious Pets, a sitting by the fires!"

With that unaccountable attraction of the mind to trifles, which is
often incidental to a state of doubt and confusion, the Carrier, as he
walked slowly to and fro, found himself mentally repeating even these
absurd words, many times. So many times that he got them by heart, and
was still conning them over, and over, like a lesson, when Tilly, after
administering as much friction to the little bald head with her hand as
she thought wholesome (according to the practice of nurses), had once
more tied the Baby's cap on.

"And frighten it a Precious Pets, a sitting by the fire. What frightened
Dot, I wonder!" mused the Carrier, pacing to and fro.

He scouted, from his heart, the insinuations of the Toy merchant, and
yet they filled him with a vague, indefinite uneasiness; for Tackleton
was quick and sly; and he had that painful sense, himself, of being a
man of slow perception, that a broken hint was always worrying to him.
He certainly had no intention in his mind of linking anything that
Tackleton had said, with the unusual conduct of his wife; but the two
subjects of reflection came into his mind together, and he could not
keep them asunder.

The bed was soon made ready; and the visitor, declining all refreshment
but a cup of tea, retired. Then Dot: quite well again, she said: quite
well again: arranged the great chair in the chimney corner for her
husband; filled his pipe and gave it him; and took her usual little
stool beside him on the hearth.

She always _would_ sit on that little stool; I think she must have had a
kind of notion that it was a coaxing, wheedling, little stool.

She was, out and out, the very best filler of a pipe, I should say, in
the four quarters of the globe. To see her put that chubby little finger
in the bowl, and then blow down the pipe to clear the tube; and when she
had done so, affect to think that there was really something in the
tube, and blow a dozen times, and hold it to her eye like a telescope,
with a most provoking twist in her capital little face, as she looked
down it; was quite a brilliant thing. As to the tobacco, she was perfect
mistress of the subject; and her lighting of the pipe, with a wisp of
paper, when the Carrier had it in his mouth--going so very near his
nose, and yet not scorching it--was Art: high Art, Sir.

And the Cricket and the Kettle, tuning up again, acknowledged it! The
bright fire, blazing up again, acknowledged it! The little Mower on the
clock, in his unheeded work, acknowledged it! The Carrier, in his
smoothing forehead and expanding face, acknowledged it, the readiest of
all.

[Illustration]

And as he soberly and thoughtfully puffed at his old pipe; and as the
Dutch clock ticked; and as the red fire gleamed; and as the Cricket
chirped; that Genius of his Hearth and Home (for such the Cricket was)
came out, in fairy shape, into the room, and summoned many forms of Home
about him. Dots of all ages, and all sizes, filled the chamber. Dots who
were merry children, running on before him, gathering flowers, in the
fields; coy Dots, half shrinking from, half yielding to, the pleading of
his own rough image; newly-married Dots, alighting at the door, and
taking wondering possession of the household keys; motherly little Dots,
attended by fictitious Slowboys, bearing babies to be christened;
matronly Dots, still young and blooming, watching Dots of daughters, as
they danced at rustic balls; fat Dots, encircled and beset by troops of
rosy grand-children; withered Dots, who leaned on sticks, and tottered
as they crept along. Old Carriers too, appeared, with blind old Boxers
lying at their feet; and newer carts with younger drivers ("Peerybingle
Brothers" on the tilt); and sick old Carriers, tended by the gentlest
hands; and graves of dead and gone old Carriers, green in the
churchyard. And as the Cricket showed him all these things--he saw them
plainly, though his eyes were fixed upon the fire--the Carrier's heart
grew light and happy, and he thanked his Household Gods with all his
might, and cared no more for Gruff and Tackleton than you do.

       *       *       *       *       *

But what was that young figure of a man, which the same Fairy Cricket
set so near Her stool, and which remained there, singly and alone? Why
did it linger still, so near her, with its arm upon the chimney-piece,
ever repeating "Married! and not to me!"

Oh Dot! Oh failing Dot! There is no place for it in all your husband's
visions; why has its shadow fallen on his hearth!




[Illustration: CHIRP THE SECOND]


CALEB Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves, as
the Story-Books say--and my blessing, with yours to back it I hope, on
the Story-books, for saying anything in this workaday world!--Caleb
Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived all alone by themselves, in a
little cracked nutshell of a wooden house, which was, in truth, no
better than a pimple on the prominent red-brick nose of Gruff and
Tackleton. The premises of Gruff and Tackleton were the great feature of
the street; but you might have knocked down Caleb Plummer's dwelling
with a hammer or two, and carried off the pieces in a cart.

If any one had done the dwelling-house of Caleb Plummer the honour to
miss it after such an inroad, it would have been, no doubt, to commend
its demolition as a vast improvement. It stuck to the premises of Gruff
and Tackleton, like a barnacle to a ship's keel, or a snail to a door,
or a little bunch of toadstools to the stem of a tree. But it was the
germ from which the full-grown trunk of Gruff and Tackleton had sprung;
and under its crazy roof, the Gruff before last, had, in a small way,
made toys for a generation of old boys and girls, who had played with
them, and found them out, and broken them, and gone to sleep.

I have said that Caleb and his poor Blind Daughter lived here; but I
should have said that Caleb lived here, and his poor Blind Daughter
somewhere else; in an enchanted home of Caleb's furnishing, where
scarcity and shabbiness were not, and trouble never entered. Caleb was
no Sorcerer, but in the only magic art that still remains to us: the
magic of devoted, deathless love: Nature had been the mistress of his
study; and from her teaching, all the wonder came.

The Blind Girl never knew that ceilings were discoloured; walls
blotched, and bare of plaster here and there; high crevices unstopped,
and widening every day; beams mouldering and tending downward. The Blind
Girl never knew that iron was rusting, wood rotting, paper peeling off;
the very size, and shape, and true proportion of the dwelling, withering
away. The Blind Girl never knew that ugly shapes of delf and earthenware
were on the board; that sorrow and faint-heartedness were in the house;
that Caleb's scanty hairs were turning greyer and more grey before her
sightless face. The Blind Girl never knew they had a master, cold,
exacting and uninterested: never knew that Tackleton was Tackleton in
short; but lived in the belief of an eccentric humourist who loved to
have his jest with them; and while he was the Guardian Angel of their
lives, disdained to hear one word of thankfulness.

And all was Caleb's doing; all the doing of her simple father! But he
too had a Cricket on his Hearth; and listening sadly to its music when
the motherless Blind Child was very young, that Spirit had inspired him
with the thought that even her great deprivation might be almost changed
into a blessing, and the girl made happy by these little means. For all
the Cricket Tribe are potent Spirits, even though the people who hold
converse with them do not know it (which is frequently the case); and
there are not in the Unseen World, Voices more gentle and more true;
that may be so implicitly relied on, or that are so certain to give none
but tenderest counsel; as the Voices in which the Spirits of the
Fireside and the Hearth, address themselves to human kind.

Caleb and his daughter were at work together in their usual
working-room, which served them for their ordinary living room as well;
and a strange place it was. There were houses in it, finished and
unfinished, for Dolls of all stations in life. Suburban tenements for
Dolls of moderate means; kitchens and single apartments for Dolls of the
lower classes; capital town residences for Dolls of high estate. Some of
these establishments were already furnished according to estimate, with
a view to the convenience of Dolls of limited income; others could be
fitted on the most expensive scale, at a moment's notice, from whole
shelves of chairs and tables, sofas, bedsteads, and upholstery. The
nobility and gentry and public in general, for whose accommodation these
tenements were designed, lay, here and there, in baskets, staring
straight up at the ceiling; but in denoting their degrees in society,
and confining them to their respective stations (which experience shows
to be lamentably difficult in real life), the makers of these Dolls had
far improved on Nature, who is often froward and perverse; for they, not
resting on such arbitrary marks as satin, cotton-print, and bits of rag,
had superadded striking personal differences which allowed of no
mistake. Thus, the Doll-lady of Distinction had wax limbs of perfect
symmetry; but only she and her compeers; the next grade in the social
scale being made of leather; and the next of coarse linen stuff. As to
the common-people, they had just so many matches out of tinder-boxes for
their arms and legs, and there they were--established in their sphere at
once, beyond the possibility of getting out of it.

There were various other samples of his handicraft besides Dolls, in
Caleb Plummer's room. There were Noah's Arks, in which the Birds and
Beasts were an uncommonly tight fit, I assure you; though they could be
crammed in, anyhow, at the roof, and rattled and shaken into the
smallest compass. By a bold poetical license, most of these Noah's Arks
had knockers on the doors; inconsistent appendages perhaps, as
suggestive of morning callers and a Postman, yet a pleasant finish to
the outside of the building. There were scores of melancholy little
carts which, when the wheels went round, performed most doleful music.
Many small fiddles, drums, and other instruments of torture; no end of
cannon, shields, swords, spears, and guns. There were little tumblers
in red breeches, incessantly swarming up high obstacles of red-tape, and
coming down, head first, upon the other side; and there were innumerable
old gentlemen of respectable, not to say venerable appearance, insanely
flying over horizontal pegs, inserted, for the purpose, in their own
street doors. There were beasts of all sorts; horses, in particular, of
every breed; from the spotted barrel on four pegs, with a small tippet
for a mane, to the thoroughbred rocker on his highest mettle. As it
would have been hard to count the dozens upon dozens of grotesque
figures that were ever ready to commit all sorts of absurdities, on the
turning of a handle; so it would have been no easy task to mention any
human folly, vice, or weakness, that had not its type, immediate or
remote, in Caleb Plummer's room. And not in an exaggerated form; for
very little handles will move men and women to as strange performances,
as any Toy was ever made to undertake.

In the midst of all these objects, Caleb and his daughter sat at work.
The Blind Girl busy as a Doll's dressmaker; and Caleb painting and
glazing the four-pair front of a desirable family mansion.

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The care imprinted in the lines of Caleb's face, and his absorbed and
dreamy manner, which would have sat well on some alchemist or abstruse
student, were at first sight an odd contrast to his occupation, and the
trivialities about him. But trivial things, invented and pursued for
bread, become very serious matters of fact; and, apart from this
consideration, I am not at all prepared to say, myself, that if Caleb
had been a Lord Chamberlain, or a Member of Parliament, or a lawyer, or
even a great speculator, he would have dealt in toys one whit less
whimsical; while I have a very great doubt whether they would have been
as harmless.

"So you were out in the rain last night, father, in your beautiful, new,
great-coat," said Caleb's daughter.

"In my beautiful new great-coat," answered Caleb, glancing towards a
clothes-line in the room, on which the sackcloth garment previously
described, was carefully hung up to dry.

"How glad I am you bought it, father!"

"And of such a tailor, too," said Caleb. "Quite a fashionable tailor.
It's too good for me."

The Blind Girl rested from her work, and laughed with delight. "Too
good, father! What can be too good for you?"

"I'm half-ashamed to wear it though," said Caleb, watching the effect
of what he said, upon her brightening face; "upon my word. When I hear
the boys and people say behind me, 'Hal-loa! Here's a swell!' I don't
know which way to look. And when the beggar wouldn't go away last night;
and, when I said I was a very common man, said 'No, your Honor! Bless
your Honor don't say that!' I was quite ashamed. I really felt as if I
hadn't a right to wear it."

Happy Blind Girl! How merry she was, in her exultation!

"I see you, father," she said, clasping her hands, "as plainly, as if I
had the eyes I never want when you are with me. A blue coat"--

"Bright blue," said Caleb.

"Yes, yes! Bright blue!" exclaimed the girl, turning up her radiant
face; "the colour I can just remember in the blessed sky! You told me it
was blue before! A bright blue coat"--

"Made loose to the figure," suggested Caleb.

"Yes! loose to the figure!" cried the Blind Girl, laughing heartily;
"and in it you, dear father, with your merry eye, your smiling face,
your free step, and your dark hair: looking so young and handsome!"

"Halloa! Halloa!" said Caleb. "I shall be vain, presently."

"_I_ think you are, already," cried the Blind Girl, pointing at him, in
her glee. "I know you father! Ha ha ha! I've found you out, you see!"

How different the picture in her mind, from Caleb, as he sat observing
her! She had spoken of his free step. She was right in that. For years
and years, he never once had crossed that threshold at his own slow
pace, but with a footfall counterfeited for her ear; and never had he,
when his heart was heaviest, forgotten the light tread that was to
render hers so cheerful and courageous!

Heaven knows! But I think Caleb's vague bewilderment of manner may have
half originated in his having confused himself about himself and
everything around him, for the love of his Blind Daughter. How could the
little man be otherwise than bewildered, after labouring for so many
years to destroy his own identity, and that of all the objects that had
any bearing on it!

"There we are," said Caleb, falling back a pace or two to form the
better judgment of his work; "as near the real thing as sixpenn'orth of
halfpence is to sixpence. What a pity that the whole front of the house
opens at once! If there was only a staircase in it now, and regular
doors to the rooms to go in at! But that's the worst of my calling, I'm
always deluding myself, and swindling myself."

"You are speaking quite softly. You are not tired father?"

"Tired," echoed Caleb, with a great burst of animation, "what should
tire me, Bertha? _I_ was never tired. What does it mean?"

To give the greater force to his words, he checked himself in an
involuntary imitation of two half length stretching and yawning figures
on the mantel-shelf, who were represented as in one eternal state of
weariness from the waist upwards; and hummed a fragment of a song. It
was a Bacchanalian song, something about a Sparkling Bowl; and he sang
it with an assumption of a Devil-may-care voice, that made his face a
thousand times more meagre and more thoughtful than ever.

"What! you're singing, are you?" said Tackleton, putting his head in, at
the door. "Go it! _I_ can't sing."

Nobody would have suspected him of it. He hadn't what is generally
termed a singing face, by any means.

"I can't afford to sing," said Tackleton. "I'm glad you can. I hope you
can afford to work too. Hardly time for both, I should think?"

"If you could only see him, Bertha, how he's winking at me!" whispered
Caleb. "Such a man to joke! you'd think, if you didn't know him, he was
in earnest--wouldn't you now?"

The Blind Girl smiled, and nodded.

"The bird that can sing and won't sing, must be made to sing, they say,"
grumbled Tackleton. "What about the owl that can't sing, and oughtn't to
sing, and will sing; is there anything that _he_ should be made to do?"

"The extent to which he's winking at this moment!" whispered Caleb to
his daughter. "Oh, my gracious!"

"Always merry and light-hearted with us!" cried the smiling Bertha.

"Oh! you're there, are you?" answered Tackleton. "Poor Idiot!"

He really did believe she was an Idiot; and he founded the belief, I
can't say whether consciously or not, upon her being fond of him.

"Well! and being there,--how are you?" said Tackleton; in his grudging
way.

"Oh! well; quite well. And as happy as even you can wish me to be. As
happy as you would make the whole world, if you could!"

"Poor Idiot!" muttered Tackleton. "No gleam of reason. Not a gleam!"

The Blind Girl took his hand and kissed it; held it for a moment in her
own two hands; and laid her cheek against it tenderly, before releasing
it. There was such unspeakable affection and such fervent gratitude in
the act, that Tackleton himself was moved to say, in a milder growl than
usual:

"What's the matter now?"

"I stood it close beside my pillow when I went to sleep last night, and
remembered it in my dreams. And when the day broke, and the glorious red
sun--the _red_ sun, father?"

"Red in the mornings and the evenings, Bertha," said poor Caleb, with a
woeful glance at his employer.

"When it rose, and the bright light I almost fear to strike myself
against in walking, came into the room, I turned the little tree towards
it, and blessed Heaven for making things so precious, and blessed you
for sending them to cheer me!"

"Bedlam broke loose!" said Tackleton under his breath. "We shall arrive
at the strait-waistcoat and mufflers soon. We're getting on!"

Caleb, with his hands hooked loosely in each other, stared vacantly
before him while his daughter spoke, as if he really were uncertain (I
believe he was) whether Tackleton had done anything to deserve her
thanks, or not. If he could have been a perfectly free agent, at that
moment, required, on pain of death, to kick the Toy merchant, or fall at
his feet, according to his merits, I believe it would have been an even
chance which course he would have taken. Yet Caleb knew that with his
own hands he had brought the little rose tree home for her, so
carefully; and that with his own lips he had forged the innocent
deception which should help to keep her from suspecting how much, how
very much, he every day denied himself, that she might be the happier.

"Bertha!" said Tackleton, assuming, for the nonce, a little cordiality.
"Come here."

"Oh! I can come straight to you! You needn't guide me!" she rejoined.

"Shall I tell you a secret, Bertha?"

"If you will!" she answered, eagerly.

How bright the darkened face! How adorned with light, the listening
head!

"This is the day on which little what's-her-name; the spoilt child;
Peerybingle's wife; pays her regular visit to you--makes her fantastic
Pic-Nic here; an't it?" said Tackleton, with a strong expression of
distaste for the whole concern.

"Yes," replied Bertha. "This is the day."

"I thought so!" said Tackleton. "I should like to join the party."

"Do you hear that, father!" cried the Blind Girl in an ecstacy.

"Yes, yes, I hear it," murmured Caleb, with the fixed look of a
sleep-walker; "but I don't believe it. It's one of my lies, I've no
doubt."

"You see I--I want to bring the Peerybingles a little more into company
with May Fielding," said Tackleton. "I am going to be married to May."

"Married!" cried the Blind Girl, starting from him.

"She's such a con-founded idiot," muttered Tackleton, "that I was afraid
she'd never comprehend me. Ah, Bertha! Married! Church, parson, clerk,
beadle, glass-coach, bells, breakfast, bride-cake, favours,
marrow-bones, cleavers, and all the rest of the tom-foolery. A wedding,
you know; a wedding. Don't you know what a wedding is?"

"I know," replied the Blind Girl, in a gentle tone. "I understand!"

"Do you?" muttered Tackleton. "It's more than I expected. Well! on that
account I want to join the party, and to bring May and her mother. I'll
send in a little something or other, before the afternoon. A cold leg of
mutton, or some comfortable trifle of that sort. You'll expect me?"

"Yes," she answered.

She had drooped her head, and turned away; and so stood, with her hands
crossed, musing.

"I don't think you will," muttered Tackleton, looking at her; "for you
seem to have forgotten all about it, already. Caleb!"

"I may venture to say I'm here, I suppose," thought Caleb. "Sir!"

"Take care she don't forget what I've been saying to her."

"_She_ never forgets," returned Caleb. "It's one of the few things she
an't clever in."

"Every man thinks his own geese, swans," observed the Toy merchant, with
a shrug. "Poor devil!"

Having delivered himself of which remark, with infinite contempt, old
Gruff and Tackleton withdrew.

Bertha remained where he had left her, lost in meditation. The gaiety
had vanished from her downcast face, and it was very sad. Three or four
times, she shook her head, as if bewailing some remembrance or some
loss; but her sorrowful reflections found no vent in words.

It was not until Caleb had been occupied, some time, in yoking a team of
horses to a waggon by the summary process of nailing the harness to the
vital parts of their bodies, that she drew near to his working-stool,
and sitting down beside him, said:

"Father, I am lonely in the dark. I want my eyes: my patient, willing
eyes."

"Here they are," said Caleb. "Always ready. They are more your's than
mine, Bertha, any hour in the four and twenty. What shall your eyes do
for you, dear?"

"Look round the room, father."

"All right," said Caleb. "No sooner said than done, Bertha."

"Tell me about it."

"It's much the same as usual," said Caleb. "Homely, but very snug. The
gay colors on the walls; the bright flowers on the plates and dishes;
the shining wood, where there are beams or panels; the general
cheerfulness and neatness of the building; make it very pretty."

Cheerful and neat it was, wherever Bertha's hands could busy themselves.
But nowhere else, were cheerfulness and neatness possible, in the old
crazy shed which Caleb's fancy so transformed.

"You have your working dress on, and are not so gallant as when you
wear the handsome coat?" said Bertha, touching him.

"Not quite so gallant," answered Caleb. "Pretty brisk though."

"Father," said the Blind Girl, drawing close to his side, and stealing
one arm round his neck "Tell me something about May. She is very fair?"

"She is indeed," said Caleb. And she was indeed. It was quite a rare
thing to Caleb, not to have to draw on his invention.

"Her hair is dark," said Bertha, pensively, "darker than mine. Her voice
is sweet and musical, I know. I have often loved to hear it. Her
shape--"

"There's not a Doll's in all the room to equal it," said Caleb. "And her
eyes!"--

He stopped; for Bertha had drawn closer round his neck; and, from the
arm that clung about him, came a warning pressure which he understood
too well.

He coughed a moment, hammered for a moment, and then fell back upon the
song about the Sparkling Bowl; his infallible resource in all such
difficulties.

"Our friend, father; our benefactor. I am never tired you know of
hearing about him.--Now was I, ever?" she said, hastily.

"Of course not," answered Caleb. "And with reason."

"Ah! With how much reason!" cried the Blind Girl. With such fervency,
that Caleb, though his motives were so pure, could not endure to meet
her face; but dropped his eyes, as if she could have read in them his
innocent deceit.

"Then, tell me again about him, dear father," said Bertha. "Many times
again! His face is benevolent, kind, and tender. Honest and true, I am
sure it is. The manly heart that tries to cloak all favours with a show
of roughness and unwillingness, beats in its every look and glance."

"And makes it noble," added Caleb in his quiet desperation.

"And makes it noble!" cried the Blind Girl. "He is older than May,
father."

"Ye-es," said Caleb, reluctantly. "He's a little older than May. But
that don't signify."

"Oh father, yes! To be his patient companion in infirmity and age; to
be his gentle nurse in sickness, and his constant friend in suffering
and sorrow; to know no weariness in working for his sake; to watch him,
tend him; sit beside his bed, and talk to him, awake; and pray for him
asleep; what privileges these would be! What opportunities for proving
all her truth and her devotion to him! Would she do all this, dear
father?"

"No doubt of it," said Caleb.

"I love her, father; I can love her from my soul!" exclaimed the Blind
Girl. And saying so, she laid her poor blind face on Caleb's shoulder,
and so wept and wept, that he was almost sorry to have brought that
tearful happiness upon her.

In the mean time, there had been a pretty sharp commotion at John
Peerybingle's; for little Mrs. Peerybingle naturally couldn't think of
going anywhere without the Baby; and to get the Baby under weigh, took
time. Not that there was much of the Baby: speaking of it as a thing of
weight and measure: but there was a vast deal to do about and about it,
and it all had to be done by easy stages. For instance: when the Baby
was got, by hook and by crook, to a certain point of dressing, and you
might have rationally supposed that another touch or two would finish
him off, and turn him out a tip-top Baby, challenging the world, he was
unexpectedly extinguished in a flannel cap, and hustled off to bed;
where he simmered (so to speak) between two blankets for the best part
of an hour. From this state of inaction he was then recalled, shining
very much and roaring violently, to partake of--well! I would rather
say, if you'll permit me to speak generally--of a slight repast. After
which, he went to sleep again. Mrs. Peerybingle took advantage of this
interval, to make herself as smart in a small way as ever you saw
anybody in all your life; and during the same short truce, Miss Slowboy
insinuated herself into a spencer of a fashion so surprising and
ingenious, that it had no connection with herself or anything else in
the universe, but was a shrunken, dog's-eared, independent fact,
pursuing its lonely course without the least regard to anybody. By this
time, the Baby, being all alive again, was invested, by the united
efforts of Mrs. Peerybingle and Miss Slowboy, with a cream-coloured
mantle for its body, and a sort of nankeen raised-pie for its head; and
so in course of time they all three got down to the door, where the old
horse had already taken more than the full value of his day's toll out
of the Turnpike Trust, by tearing up the road with his impatient
autographs--and whence Boxer might be dimly seen in the remote
perspective, standing looking back, and tempting him to come on without
orders.

As to a chair, or anything of that kind for helping Mrs. Peerybingle
into the cart, you know very little of John, I flatter myself, if you
think _that_ was necessary. Before you could have seen him lift her from
the ground, there she was in her place, fresh and rosy, saying, "John!
How can you! Think of Tilly!"

If I might be allowed to mention a young lady's legs, on any terms, I
would observe of Miss Slowboy's that there was a fatality about them
which rendered them singularly liable to be grazed; and that she never
effected the smallest ascent or descent, without recording the
circumstance upon them with a notch, as Robinson Crusoe marked the days
upon his wooden calendar. But as this might be considered ungenteel,
I'll think of it.

"John? You've got the basket with the Veal and Ham-Pie and things; and
the bottles of Beer?" said Dot. "If you haven't, you must turn round
again, this very minute."

"You're a nice little article," returned the Carrier, "to be talking
about turning round, after keeping me a full quarter of an hour behind
my time."

"I am sorry for it, John," said Dot in a great bustle, "but I really
could not think of going to Bertha's--I wouldn't do it, John, on any
account--without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles of
Beer. Way!"

This monosyllable was addressed to the Horse, who didn't mind it at all.

"Oh _do_ Way, John!" said Mrs. Peerybingle. "Please!"

"It'll be time enough to do that," returned John, "when I begin to leave
things behind me. The basket's here, safe enough."

"What a hard-hearted monster you must be, John, not to have said so, at
once, and saved me such a turn! I declare I wouldn't go to Bertha's
without the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles of Beer, for
any money. Regularly once a fortnight ever since we have been married,
John, have we made our little Pic-Nic there. If anything was to go wrong
with it, I should almost think we were never to be lucky again."

"It was a kind thought in the first instance," said the Carrier; "and I
honour you for it, little woman."

"My dear John," replied Dot, turning very red. "Don't talk about
honouring _me_. Good Gracious!"

"By the bye--" observed the Carrier. "That old gentleman,"--

Again so visibly, and instantly embarrassed.

"He's an odd fish," said the Carrier, looking straight along the road
before them. "I can't make him out. I don't believe there's any harm in
him."

"None at all. I'm--I'm sure there's none at all."

"Yes?" said the Carrier, with his eyes attracted to her face by the
great earnestness of her manner. "I am glad you feel so certain of it,
because it's a confirmation to me. It's curious that he should have
taken it into his head to ask leave to go on lodging with us; an't it?
Things come about so strangely."

"So very strangely," she rejoined in a low voice: scarcely audible.

"However, he's a good-natured old gentleman," said John, "and pays as a
gentleman, and I think his word is to be relied upon, like a
gentleman's. I had quite a long talk with him this morning: he can hear
me better already, he says, as he gets more used to my voice. He told me
a great deal about himself, and I told him a good deal about myself, and
a rare lot of questions he asked me. I gave him information about my
having two beats, you know, in my business; one day to the right from
our house and back again; another day to the left from our house and
back again (for he's a stranger and don't know the names of places about
here); and he seemed quite pleased. 'Why, then I shall be returning home
to-night your way,' he says, 'when I thought you'd be coming in an
exactly opposite direction. That's capital. I may trouble you for
another lift perhaps, but I'll engage not to fall so sound asleep
again.' He _was_ sound asleep, sure-ly!--Dot! what are you thinking of?"

"Thinking of, John? I--I was listening to you."

"Oh! That's all right!" said the honest Carrier. "I was afraid, from the
look of your face, that I had gone rambling on so long, as to set you
thinking about something else. I was very near it, I'll be bound."

Dot making no reply, they jogged on, for some little time, in silence.
But it was not easy to remain silent very long in John Peerybingle's
cart, for everybody on the road had something to say; and though it
might only be "How are you!" and indeed it was very often nothing else,
still, to give that back again in the right spirit of cordiality,
required, not merely a nod and a smile, but as wholesome an action of
the lungs withal, as a long-winded Parliamentary speech. Sometimes,
passengers on foot, or horseback, plodded on a little way beside the
cart, for the express purpose of having a chat; and then there was a
great deal to be said, on both sides.

Then, Boxer gave occasion to more good-natured recognitions of and by
the Carrier, than half a dozen Christians could have done! Everybody
knew him, all along the road, especially the fowls and pigs, who when
they saw him approaching, with his body all on one side, and his ears
pricked up inquisitively, and that knob of a tail making the most of
itself in the air, immediately withdrew into remote back settlements,
without waiting for the honor of a nearer acquaintance. He had business
everywhere; going down all the turnings, looking into all the wells,
bolting in and out of all the cottages, dashing into the midst of all
the Dame-Schools, fluttering all the pigeons, magnifying the tails of
all the cats, and trotting into the public houses like a regular
customer. Wherever he went, somebody or other might have been heard to
cry, "Halloa! Here's Boxer!"

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and out came that somebody forthwith, accompanied by at least two or
three other somebodies, to give John Peerybingle and his pretty wife,
Good Day.

The packages and parcels for the errand cart, were numerous; and there
were many stoppages to take them in and give them out; which were not by
any means the worst parts of the journey. Some people were so full of
expectation about their parcels, and other people were so full of wonder
about their parcels, and other people were so full of inexhaustible
directions about their parcels, and John had such a lively interest in
all the parcels, that it was as good as a play. Likewise, there were
articles to carry, which required to be considered and discussed, and in
reference to the adjustment and disposition of which, councils had to be
holden by the Carrier and the senders: at which Boxer usually assisted,
in short fits of the closest attention, and long fits of tearing round
and round the assembled sages and barking himself hoarse. Of all these
little incidents, Dot was the amused and open-eyed spectatress from her
chair in the cart; and as she sat there, looking on: a charming little
portrait framed to admiration by the tilt: there was no lack of nudgings
and glancings and whisperings and envyings among the younger men, I
promise you. And this delighted John the Carrier, beyond measure; for
he was proud to have his little wife admired; knowing that she didn't
mind it--that, if anything, she rather liked it perhaps.

The trip was a little foggy, to be sure, in the January weather; and was
raw and cold. But who cared for such trifles? Not Dot, decidedly. Not
Tilly Slowboy, for she deemed sitting in a cart, on any terms, to be the
highest point of human joys; the crowning circumstance of earthly hopes.
Not the Baby, I'll be sworn; for it's not in Baby nature to be warmer or
more sound asleep, though its capacity is great in both respects, than
that blessed young Peerybingle was, all the way.

You couldn't see very far in the fog, of course; but you could see a
great deal, oh a great deal! It's astonishing how much you may see, in a
thicker fog than that, if you will only take the trouble to look for it.
Why, even to sit watching for the Fairy-rings in the fields, and for the
patches of hoar-frost still lingering in the shade, near hedges and by
trees, was a pleasant occupation: to make no mention of the unexpected
shapes in which the trees themselves came starting out of the mist, and
glided into it again. The hedges were tangled and bare, and waved a
multitude of blighted garlands in the wind; but there was no
discouragement in this. It was agreeable to contemplate; for it made the
fireside warmer in possession, and the summer greener in expectancy. The
river looked chilly; but it was in motion, and moving at a good pace;
which was a great point. The canal was rather slow and torpid; that must
be admitted. Never mind. It would freeze the sooner when the frost set
fairly in, and then there would be skating, and sliding; and the heavy
old barges, frozen up somewhere, near a wharf, would smoke their rusty
iron chimney-pipes all day, and have a lazy time of it.

In one place, there was a great mound of weeds or stubble burning; and
they watched the fire, so white in the day time, flaring through the
fog, with only here and there a dash of red in it, until, in consequence
as she observed of the smoke "getting up her nose," Miss Slowboy
choked--she could do anything of that sort, on the smallest
provocation--and woke the Baby, who wouldn't go to sleep again. But
Boxer, who was in advance some quarter of a mile or so, had already
passed the outposts of the town, and gained the corner of the street
where Caleb and his daughter lived; and long before they reached the
door, he and the Blind Girl were on the pavement waiting to receive
them.

Boxer, by the way, made certain delicate distinctions of his own, in his
communication with Bertha, which persuade me fully that he knew her to
be blind. He never sought to attract her attention by looking at her, as
he often did with other people, but touched her, invariably. What
experience he could ever have had of blind people or blind dogs, I don't
know. He had never lived with a blind master; nor had Mr. Boxer the
elder, nor Mrs. Boxer, nor any of his respectable family on either side,
ever been visited with blindness, that I am aware of. He may have found
it out for himself, perhaps, but he had got hold of it somehow; and
therefore he had hold of Bertha too, by the skirt, and kept hold, until
Mrs. Peerybingle and the Baby, and Miss Slowboy, and the basket, were
all got safely within doors.

May Fielding was already come; and so was her mother--a little querulous
chip of an old lady with a peevish face, who, in right of having
preserved a waist like a bedpost, was supposed to be a most transcendant
figure; and who, in consequence of having once been better off, or of
labouring under an impression that she might have been, if something had
happened which never did happen, and seemed to have never been
particularly likely to come to pass--but it's all the same--was very
genteel and patronising indeed. Gruff and Tackleton was also there,
doing the agreeable; with the evident sensation of being as perfectly at
home, and as unquestionably in his own element, as a fresh young salmon
on the top of the Great Pyramid.

"May! My dear old friend!" cried Dot, running up to meet her. "What a
happiness to see you!"

Her old friend was, to the full, as hearty and as glad as she; and it
really was, if you'll believe me, quite a pleasant sight to see them
embrace. Tackleton was a man of taste, beyond all question. May was very
pretty.

You know sometimes, when you are used to a pretty face, how, when it
comes into contact and comparison with another pretty face, it seems for
the moment to be homely and faded, and hardly to deserve the high
opinion you have had of it. Now, this was not at all the case, either
with Dot or May; for May's face set off Dot's, and Dot's face set off
May's, so naturally and agreeably, that, as John Peerybingle was very
near saying when he came into the room, they ought to have been born
sisters: which was the only improvement you could have suggested.

Tackleton had brought his leg of mutton, and, wonderful to relate, a
tart besides--but we don't mind a little dissipation when our brides are
in the case; we don't get married every day--and in addition to these
dainties, there were the Veal and Ham-Pie, and "things," as Mrs.
Peerybingle called them; which were chiefly nuts and oranges, and cakes,
and such small deer. When the repast was set forth on the board, flanked
by Caleb's contribution, which was a great wooden bowl of smoking
potatoes (he was prohibited, by solemn compact, from producing any other
viands), Tackleton led his intended mother-in-law to the Post of Honour.
For the better gracing of this place at the high Festival, the majestic
old Soul had adorned herself with a cap, calculated to inspire the
thoughtless with sentiments of awe. She also wore her gloves. But let us
be genteel, or die!

Caleb sat next his daughter; Dot and her old schoolfellow were side by
side; the good Carrier took care of the bottom of the table. Miss
Slowboy was isolated, for the time being, from every article of
furniture but the chair she sat on, that she might have nothing else to
knock the Baby's head against.

[Illustration]

As Tilly stared about her at the Dolls and Toys, they stared at her and
at the company. The venerable old gentlemen at the street doors (who
were all in full action) showed especial interest in the party: pausing
occasionally before leaping, as if they were listening to the
conversation: and then plunging wildly over and over, a great many
times, without halting for breath,--as in a frantic state of delight
with the whole proceedings.

Certainly, if these old gentlemen were inclined to have a fiendish joy
in the contemplation of Tackleton's discomfiture, they had good reason
to be satisfied. Tackleton couldn't get on at all; and the more cheerful
his intended Bride became in Dot's society, the less he liked it, though
he had brought them together for that purpose. For he was a regular Dog
in the Manger, was Tackleton; and when they laughed, and he couldn't, he
took it into his head, immediately, that they must be laughing at him.

"Ah May!" said Dot. "Dear dear, what changes! To talk of those merry
school-days makes one young again."

"Why, you an't particularly old, at any time; are you?" said Tackleton.

"Look at my sober, plodding husband there," returned Dot. "He adds
Twenty years to my age at least. Don't you John?"

"Forty," John replied.

"How many _you_'ll add to May's, I am sure I don't know," said Dot,
laughing. "But she can't be much less than a hundred years of age on her
next birthday."

"Ha ha!" laughed Tackleton. Hollow as a drum, that laugh though. And he
looked as if he could have twisted Dot's neck: comfortably.

"Dear dear!" said Dot. "Only to remember how we used to talk, at school,
about the husbands we would choose. I don't know how young, and how
handsome, and how gay, and how lively, mine was not to be! and as to
May's!--Ah dear! I don't know whether to laugh or cry, when I think what
silly girls we were."

May seemed to know which to do; for the color flashed into her face, and
tears stood in her eyes.

"Even the very persons themselves--real live young men--we fixed on
sometimes," said Dot. "We little thought how things would come about. I
never fixed on John I'm sure; I never so much as thought of him. And if
I had told you, you were ever to be married to Mr. Tackleton, why you'd
have slapped me. Wouldn't you, May?"

Though May didn't say yes, she certainly didn't say no, or express no,
by any means.

Tackleton laughed--quite shouted, he laughed so loud. John Peerybingle
laughed too, in his ordinary good-natured and contented manner; but his
was a mere whisper of a laugh, to Tackleton's.

"You couldn't help yourselves, for all that. You couldn't resist us, you
see," said Tackleton. "Here we are! Here we are! Where are your gay
young bridegrooms now!"

"Some of them are dead," said Dot; "and some of them forgotten. Some of
them, if they could stand among us at this moment, would not believe we
were the same creatures; would not believe that what they saw and heard
was real, and we _could_ forget them so. No! they would not believe one
word of it!"

"Why, Dot!" exclaimed the Carrier. "Little woman!"

She had spoken with such earnestness and fire, that she stood in need of
some recalling to herself, without doubt. Her husband's check was very
gentle, for he merely interfered, as he supposed, to shield old
Tackleton; but it proved effectual, for she stopped, and said no more.
There was an uncommon agitation, even in her silence, which the wary
Tackleton, who had brought his half-shut eye to bear upon her, noted
closely; and remembered to some purpose too, as you will see.

May uttered no word, good or bad, but sat quite still, with her eyes
cast down; and made no sign of interest in what had passed. The good
lady her mother now interposed: observing, in the first instance, that
girls were girls, and byegones byegones, and that so long as young
people were young and thoughtless, they would probably conduct
themselves like young and thoughtless persons: with two or three other
positions of a no less sound and incontrovertible character. She then
remarked, in a devout spirit, that she thanked Heaven she had always
found in her daughter May, a dutiful and obedient child; for which she
took no credit to herself, though she had every reason to believe it was
entirely owing to herself. With regard to Mr. Tackleton she said, That
he was in a moral point of view an undeniable individual; and That he
was in an eligible point of view a son-in-law to be desired, no one in
their senses could doubt. (She was very emphatic here). With regard to
the family into which he was so soon about, after some solicitation, to
be admitted, she believed Mr. Tackleton knew that, although reduced in
purse, it had some pretensions to gentility; and that if certain
circumstances, not wholly unconnected, she would go so far as to say,
with the Indigo Trade, but to which she would not more particularly
refer, had happened differently, it might perhaps have been in
possession of Wealth. She then remarked that she would not allude to the
past, and would not mention that her daughter had for some time rejected
the suit of Mr. Tackleton; and that she would not say a great many other
things which she did say, at great length. Finally, she delivered it as
the general result of her observation and experience, that those
marriages in which there was least of what was romantically and sillily
called love, were always the happiest; and that she anticipated the
greatest possible amount of bliss--not rapturous bliss; but the solid,
steady-going article--from the approaching nuptials. She concluded by
informing the company that to-morrow was the day she had lived for,
expressly; and that when it was over, she would desire nothing better
than to be packed up and disposed of, in any genteel place of burial.

As these remarks were quite unanswerable: which is the happy property of
all remarks that are sufficiently wide of the purpose: they changed the
current of the conversation, and diverted the general attention to the
Veal and Ham-Pie, the cold mutton, the potatoes, and the tart. In order
that the bottled beer might not be slighted, John Peerybingle proposed
To-morrow: the Wedding-Day: and called upon them to drink a bumper to
it, before he proceeded on his journey.

For you ought to know that he only rested there, and gave the old horse
a bait. He had to go some four or five miles farther on; and when he
returned in the evening, he called for Dot, and took another rest on his
way home. This was the order of the day on all the Pic-Nic occasions,
and had been ever since their institution.

There were two persons present, besides the bride and bridegroom elect,
who did but indifferent honour to the toast. One of these was Dot, too
flushed and discomposed to adapt herself to any small occurrence of the
moment; the other Bertha, who rose up hurriedly, before the rest, and
left the table.

"Good bye!" said stout John Peerybingle, pulling on his dreadnought
coat. "I shall be back at the old time. Good bye all!"

"Good bye John," returned Caleb.

He seemed to say it by rote, and to wave his hand in the same
unconscious manner; for he stood observing Bertha with an anxious
wondering face, that never altered its expression.

"Good bye young shaver!" said the jolly Carrier, bending down to kiss
the child; which Tilly Slowboy, now intent upon her knife and fork, had
deposited asleep (and strange to say, without damage) in a little cot of
Bertha's furnishing; "good bye! Time will come, I suppose, when _you_'ll
turn out into the cold, my little friend, and leave your old father to
enjoy his pipe and his rheumatics in the chimney-corner; eh? Where's
Dot?"

"I'm here John!" she said, starting.

"Come, come!" returned the Carrier, clapping his sounding hands.
"Where's the Pipe?"

"I quite forgot the pipe, John."

Forgot the Pipe! Was such a wonder ever heard of! She! Forgot the Pipe!

"I'll--I'll fill it directly. It's soon done."

But it was not so soon done, either. It lay in the usual place; the
Carrier's dreadnought pocket; with the little pouch, her own work; from
which she was used to fill it; but her hand shook so, that she entangled
it (and yet her hand was small enough to have come out easily, I am
sure), and bungled terribly. The filling of the Pipe and lighting it;
those little offices in which I have commended her discretion, if you
recollect; were vilely done, from first to last. During the whole
process, Tackleton stood looking on maliciously with the half-closed
eye; which, whenever it met her's--or caught it, for it can hardly be
said to have ever met another eye: rather being a kind of trap to snatch
it up--augmented her confusion in a most remarkable degree.

"Why, what a clumsy Dot you are, this afternoon!" said John. "I could
have done it better myself, I verily believe!"

With these good-natured words, he strode away; and presently was heard,
in company with Boxer, and the old horse, and the cart, making lively
music down the road. What time the dreamy Caleb still stood, watching
his Blind Daughter, with the same expression on his face.

"Bertha!" said Caleb, softly. "What has happened? How changed you are,
my Darling, in a few hours--since this morning. _You_ silent and dull
all day! What is it? Tell me!

"Oh father, father!" cried the Blind Girl, bursting into tears. "Oh my
hard, hard Fate!"

Caleb drew his hand across his eyes before he answered her.

"But think how cheerful and how happy you have been, Bertha! How good,
and how much loved, by many people."

"That strikes me to the heart, dear father! Always so mindful of me!
Always so kind to me!"

Caleb was very much perplexed to understand her.

"To be--to be blind, Bertha, my poor dear," he faltered, "is a great
affliction; but----"

"I have never felt it!" cried the Blind Girl. "I have never felt it, in
its fulness. Never! I have sometimes wished that I could see you, or
could see him; only once, dear father; only for one little minute; that
I might know what it is I treasure up," she laid her hands upon her
breast, "and hold here! That I might be sure I have it right! And
sometimes (but then I was a child) I have wept, in my prayers at night,
to think that when your images ascended from my heart to Heaven, they
might not be the true resemblance of yourselves. But I have never had
these feelings long. They have passed away, and left me tranquil and
contented."

"And they will again," said Caleb.

"But father! Oh my good, gentle father, bear with me, if I am wicked!"
said the Blind Girl. "This is not the sorrow that so weighs me down!"

Her father could not choose but let his moist eyes overflow; she was so
earnest and pathetic. But he did not understand her, yet.

"Bring her to me," said Bertha. "I cannot hold it closed and shut within
myself. Bring her to me, father!"

She knew he hesitated, and said, "May. Bring May!"

May heard the mention of her name, and coming quietly towards her,
touched her on the arm. The Blind Girl turned immediately, and held her
by both hands.

"Look into my face, Dear heart, Sweet heart!" said Bertha. "Read it with
your beautiful eyes, and tell me if the Truth is written on it."

"Dear Bertha, Yes!"

The Blind Girl still, upturning the blank sightless face, down which the
tears were coursing fast, addressed her in these words:

"There is not, in my Soul, a wish or thought that is not for your good,
bright May! There is not, in my Soul, a grateful recollection stronger
than the deep remembrance which is stored there, of the many many times
when, in the full pride of Sight and Beauty, you have had consideration
for Blind Bertha, even when we two were children, or when Bertha was as
much a child as ever blindness can be! Every blessing on your head!
Light upon your happy course! Not the less, my dear May;" and she drew
towards her, in a closer grasp; "not the less, my Bird, because, to-day,
the knowledge that you are to be His wife has wrung my heart almost to
breaking! Father, May, Mary! oh forgive me that it is so, for the sake
of all he has done to relieve the weariness of my dark life: and for the
sake of the belief you have in me, when I call Heaven to witness that I
could not wish him married to a wife more worthy of his Goodness!"

While speaking, she had released May Fielding's hands, and clasped her
garments in an attitude of mingled supplication and love. Sinking lower
and lower down, as she proceeded in her strange confession, she dropped
at last at the feet of her friend, and hid her blind face in the folds
of her dress.

"Great Power!" exclaimed her father, smitten at one blow with the truth,
"have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break her heart at last!"

It was well for all of them that Dot, that beaming, useful, busy little
Dot--for such she was, whatever faults she had; however you may learn to
hate her, in good time--it was well for all of them, I say, that she was
there: or where this would have ended, it were hard to tell. But Dot,
recovering her self-possession, interposed, before May could reply, or
Caleb say another word.

"Come come, dear Bertha! come away with me! Give her your arm, May. So!
How composed she is, you see, already; and how good it is of her to mind
us," said the cheery little woman, kissing her upon the forehead. "Come
away, dear Bertha! Come! and here's her good father will come with her;
won't you, Caleb? To--be--sure!"

Well, well! she was a noble little Dot in such things, and it must have
been an obdurate nature that could have withstood her influence. When
she had got poor Caleb and his Bertha away, that they might comfort and
console each other, as she knew they only could, she presently came
bouncing back,--the saying is, as fresh as any daisy; _I_ say
fresher--to mount guard over that bridling little piece of consequence
in the cap and gloves, and prevent the dear old creature from making
discoveries.

"So bring me the precious Baby, Tilly," said she, drawing a chair to the
fire; "and while I have it in my lap, here's Mrs. Fielding, Tilly, will
tell me all about the management of Babies, and put me right in twenty
points where I'm as wrong as can be. Won't you, Mrs. Fielding?"

[Illustration]

Not even the Welsh Giant, who, according to the popular expression, was
so "slow" as to perform a fatal surgical operation upon himself, in
emulation of a juggling-trick achieved by his arch-enemy at
breakfast-time; not even he fell half so readily into the Snare prepared
for him, as the old lady into this artful Pitfall. The fact of Tackleton
having walked out; and furthermore, of two or three people having been
talking together at a distance, for two minutes, leaving her to her own
resources; was quite enough to have put her on her dignity, and the
bewailment of that mysterious convulsion in the Indigo trade, for
four-and-twenty hours. But this becoming deference to her experience, on
the part of the young mother, was so irresistible, that after a short
affectation of humility, she began to enlighten her with the best grace
in the world; and sitting bolt upright before the wicked Dot, she did,
in half an hour, deliver more infallible domestic recipes and precepts,
than would (if acted on) have utterly destroyed and done up that Young
Peerybingle, though he had been an Infant Samson.

To change the theme, Dot did a little needlework--she carried the
contents of a whole workbox in her pocket; how ever she contrived it,
_I_ don't know--then did a little nursing; then a little more
needlework; then had a little whispering chat with May, while the old
lady dozed; and so in little bits of bustle, which was quite her manner
always, found it a very short afternoon. Then, as it grew dark, and as
it was a solemn part of this Institution of the Pic-Nic that she should
perform all Bertha's household tasks, she trimmed the fire, and swept
the hearth, and set the tea-board out, and drew the curtain, and lighted
a candle. Then, she played an air or two on a rude kind of harp, which
Caleb had contrived for Bertha; and played them very well; for Nature
had made her delicate little ear as choice a one for music as it would
have been for jewels, if she had had any to wear. By this time it was
the established hour for having tea; and Tackleton came back again, to
share the meal, and spend the evening.

Caleb and Bertha had returned some time before, and Caleb had sat down
to his afternoon's work. But he couldn't settle to it, poor fellow,
being anxious and remorseful for his daughter. It was touching to see
him sitting idle on his working-stool, regarding her so wistfully; and
always saying in his face, "have I deceived her from her cradle, but to
break her heart!"

When it was night, and tea was done, and Dot had nothing more to do in
washing up the cups and saucers; in a word--for I must come to it, and
there is no use in putting it off--when the time drew nigh for expecting
the Carrier's return in every sound of distant wheels; her manner
changed again; her colour came and went; and she was very restless. Not
as good wives are, when listening for their husbands. No, no, no. It was
another sort of restlessness from that.

Wheels heard. A horse's feet. The barking of a dog. The gradual approach
of all the sounds. The scratching paw of Boxer at the door!

"Whose step is that!" cried Bertha, starting up.

"Whose step?" returned the Carrier, standing in the portal, with his
brown face ruddy as a winter berry from the keen night air. "Why, mine."

"The other step," said Bertha. "The man's tread behind you!"

"She is not to be deceived," observed the Carrier, laughing. "Come
along Sir. You'll be welcome, never fear!"

He spoke in a loud tone; and as he spoke, the deaf old gentleman
entered.

"He's not so much a stranger, that you haven't seen him once, Caleb,"
said the Carrier. "You'll give him house-room till we go?"

"Oh surely John; and take it as an honour."

"He's the best company on earth, to talk secrets in," said John. "I have
reasonable good lungs, but he tries 'em, I can tell you. Sit down Sir.
All friends here, and glad to see you!"

When he had imparted this assurance, in a voice that amply corroborated
what he had said about his lungs, he added in his natural tone, "A chair
in the chimney-corner, and leave to sit quite silent and look pleasantly
about him, is all he cares for. He's easily pleased."

Bertha had been listening intently. She called Caleb to her side, when
he had set the chair, and asked him, in a low voice, to describe their
visitor. When he had done so (truly now; with scrupulous fidelity), she
moved, for the first time since he had come in; and sighed; and seemed
to have no further interest concerning him.

The Carrier was in high spirits, good fellow that he was; and fonder of
his little wife than ever.

"A clumsy Dot she was, this afternoon!" he said, encircling her with his
rough arm, as she stood, removed from the rest; "and yet I like her
somehow. See yonder, Dot!"

He pointed to the old man. She looked down. I think she trembled.

"He's--ha ha ha!--he's full of admiration for you!" said the Carrier.
"Talked of nothing else, the whole way here. Why, he's a brave old boy.
I like him for it!"

"I wish he had had a better subject, John;" she said, with an uneasy
glance about the room; at Tackleton especially.

"A better subject!" cried the jovial John. "There's no such thing. Come!
off with the great-coat, off with the thick shawl, off with the heavy
wrappers! and a cosy half-hour by the fire! My humble service, Mistress.
A game at cribbage, you and I? That's hearty. The cards and board, Dot.
And a glass of beer here, if there's any left, small wife!"

His challenge was addressed to the old lady, who accepting it with
gracious readiness, they were soon engaged upon the game. At first, the
Carrier looked about him sometimes, with a smile, or now and then called
Dot to peep over his shoulder at his hand, and advise him on some knotty
point. But his adversary being a rigid disciplinarian, and subject to an
occasional weakness in respect of pegging more than she was entitled to,
required such vigilance on his part, as left him neither eyes nor ears
to spare. Thus, his whole attention gradually became absorbed upon the
cards; and he thought of nothing else, until a hand upon his shoulder
restored him to a consciousness of Tackleton.

"I am sorry to disturb you--but a word, directly."

"I'm going to deal," returned the Carrier. "It's a crisis."

"It is," said Tackleton. "Come here, man!"

There was that in his pale face which made the other rise immediately,
and ask him, in a hurry, what the matter was.

"Hush! John Peerybingle," said Tackleton. "I am sorry for this. I am
indeed. I have been afraid of it. I have suspected it from the first."

"What is it?" asked the Carrier, with a frightened aspect.

"Hush! I'll show you, if you'll come with me."

The Carrier accompanied him, without another word. They went across a
yard, where the stars were shining; and by a little side door, into
Tackleton's own counting-house, where there was a glass window,
commanding the ware-room: which was closed for the night. There was no
light in the counting-house itself, but there were lamps in the long
narrow ware-room; and consequently the window was bright.

"A moment!" said Tackleton. "Can you bear to look through that window,
do you think?"

"Why not?" returned the Carrier.

"A moment more," said Tackleton. "Don't commit any violence. It's of no
use. It's dangerous too. You're a strong-made man; and you might do
Murder before you know it."

The Carrier looked him in the face, and recoiled a step as if he had
been struck. In one stride he was at the window, and he saw--

Oh Shadow on the Hearth! Oh truthful Cricket! Oh perfidious Wife!

He saw her, with the old man; old no longer, but erect and gallant:
bearing in his hand the false white hair that had won his way into their
desolate and miserable home. He saw her listening to him, as he bent his
head to whisper in her ear; and suffering him to clasp her round the
waist, as they moved slowly down the dim wooden gallery towards the door
by which they had entered it. He saw them stop, and saw her turn----to
have the face, the face he loved so, so presented to his view!----and
saw her, with her own hands, adjust the Lie upon his head, laughing, as
she did it, at his unsuspicious nature!

He clenched his strong right hand at first, as if it would have beaten
down a lion. But opening it immediately again, he spread it out before
the eyes of Tackleton (for he was tender of her, even then), and so, as
they passed out, fell down upon a desk, and was as weak as any infant.

He was wrapped up to the chin, and busy with his horse and parcels,
when she came into the room, prepared for going home.

"Now John, dear! Good night May! Good night Bertha!"

Could she kiss them? Could she be blithe and cheerful in her parting?
Could she venture to reveal her face to them without a blush? Yes.
Tackleton observed her closely; and she did all this.

Tilly was hushing the Baby; and she crossed and re-crossed Tackleton, a
dozen times, repeating drowsily:

"Did the knowledge that it was to be its wifes, then, wring its hearts
almost to breaking; and did its fathers deceive it from its cradles but
to break its hearts at last!"

"Now Tilly, give me the Baby. Good night, Mr. Tackleton. Where's John,
for Goodness' sake?"

"He's going to walk, beside the horse's head," said Tackleton; who
helped her to her seat.

"My dear John. Walk? To-night?"

The muffled figure of her husband made a hasty sign in the affirmative;
and the false Stranger and the little nurse being in their places, the
old horse moved off. Boxer, the unconscious Boxer, running on before,
running back, running round and round the cart, and barking as
triumphantly and merrily as ever.

When Tackleton had gone off likewise, escorting May and her mother home,
poor Caleb sat down by the fire beside his daughter; anxious and
remorseful at the core; and still saying in his wistful contemplation of
her, "have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break her heart at
last!"

The toys that had been set in motion for the Baby, had all stopped and
run down, long ago. In the faint light and silence, the imperturbably
calm dolls; the agitated rocking-horses with distended eyes and
nostrils; the old gentlemen at the street doors, standing, half doubled
up, upon their failing knees and ankles; the wry-faced nutcrackers; the
very Beasts upon their way into the Ark, in twos, like a Boarding-School
out walking; might have been imagined to be stricken motionless with
fantastic wonder, at Dot being false, or Tackleton beloved, under any
combination of circumstances.




[Illustration: CHIRP THE THIRD]


THE Dutch clock in the corner struck Ten, when the Carrier sat down by
his fireside. So troubled and grief-worn, that he seemed to scare the
Cuckoo, who, having cut his ten melodious announcements as short as
possible, plunged back into the Moorish Palace again, and clapped his
little door behind him, as if the unwonted spectacle were too much for
his feelings.

If the little Haymaker had been armed with the sharpest of scythes, and
had cut at every stroke into the Carrier's heart, he never could have
gashed and wounded it, as Dot had done.

It was a heart so full of love for her; so bound up and held together by
innumerable threads of winning remembrance, spun from the daily working
of her many qualities of endearment; it was a heart in which she had
enshrined herself so gently and so closely; a heart so single and so
earnest in its Truth: so strong in right, so weak in wrong: that it
could cherish neither passion nor revenge at first, and had only room to
hold the broken image of its Idol.

But slowly, slowly; as the Carrier sat brooding on his hearth, now cold
and dark; other and fiercer thoughts began to rise within him, as an
angry wind comes rising in the night. The Stranger was beneath his
outraged roof. Three steps would take him to his chamber door. One blow
would beat it in. "You might do Murder before you know it," Tackleton
had said. How could it be Murder, if he gave the Villain time to grapple
with him hand to hand! He was the younger man.

It was an ill-timed thought, bad for the dark mood of his mind. It was
an angry thought, goading him to some avenging act, that should change
the cheerful house into a haunted place which lonely travellers would
dread to pass by night; and where the timid would see shadows struggling
in the ruined windows when the moon was dim, and hear wild noises in the
stormy weather.

He was the younger man! Yes, yes; some lover who had won the heart that
_he_ had never touched. Some lover of her early choice: of whom she had
thought and dreamed: for whom she had pined and pined: when he had
fancied her so happy by his side. Oh agony to think of it!

She had been above stairs with the Baby, getting it to bed. As he sat
brooding on the hearth, she came close beside him, without his
knowledge--in the turning of the rack of his great misery, he lost all
other sounds--and put her little stool at his feet. He only knew it,
when he felt her hand upon his own, and saw her looking up into his
face.

With wonder? No. It was his first impression, and he was fain to look at
her again, to set it right. No, not with wonder. With an eager and
enquiring look; but not with wonder. At first it was alarmed and
serious; then it changed into a strange, wild, dreadful smile of
recognition of his thoughts; then there was nothing but her clasped
hands on her brow, and her bent head, and falling hair.

Though the power of Omnipotence had been his to wield at that moment, he
had too much of its Diviner property of Mercy in his breast, to have
turned one feather's weight of it against her. But he could not bear to
see her crouching down upon the little seat where he had often looked on
her, with love and pride, so innocent and gay; and when she rose and
left him, sobbing as she went, he felt it a relief to have the vacant
place beside him rather than her so long cherished presence. This in
itself was anguish keener than all: reminding him how desolate he was
become, and how the great bond of his life was rent asunder.

The more he felt this, and the more he knew he could have better borne
to see her lying prematurely dead before him with their little child
upon her breast, the higher and the stronger rose his wrath against his
enemy. He looked about him for a weapon.

There was a Gun, hanging on the wall. He took it down, and moved a pace
or two towards the door of the perfidious Stranger's room. He knew the
Gun was loaded. Some shadowy idea that it was just to shoot this man
like a Wild Beast, seized him; and dilated in his mind until it grew
into a monstrous demon in complete possession of him, casting out all
milder thoughts and setting up its undivided empire.

That phrase is wrong. Not casting out his milder thoughts, but artfully
transforming them. Changing them into scourges to drive him on. Turning
water into blood, Love into hate, Gentleness into blind ferocity. Her
image, sorrowing, humbled, but still pleading to his tenderness and
mercy with resistless power, never left his mind; but staying there, it
urged him to the door; raised the weapon to his shoulder; fitted and
nerved his finger to the trigger; and cried "Kill him! In his Bed!"

He reversed the Gun to beat the stock upon the door; he already held it
lifted in the air; some indistinct design was in his thoughts of calling
out to him to fly, for God's sake, by the window--

When, suddenly, the struggling fire illumined the whole chimney with a
glow of light; and the Cricket on the Hearth began to chirp!

No sound he could have heard; no human voice, not even her's; could so
have moved and softened him. The artless words in which she had told him
of her love for this same Cricket, were once more freshly spoken; her
trembling, earnest manner at the moment, was again before him; her
pleasant voice--oh what a voice it was, for making household music at
the fireside of an honest man!--thrilled through and through his better
nature, and awoke it into life and action.

He recoiled from the door, like a man walking in his sleep, awakened
from a frightful dream; and put the Gun aside. Clasping his hands before
his face, he then sat down again beside the fire, and found relief in
tears.

The Cricket on the Hearth came out into the room, and stood in Fairy
shape before him.

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"'I love it,'" said the Fairy Voice, repeating what he well remembered,
"'for the many times I have heard it, and the many thoughts its harmless
music has given me.'"

"She said so!" cried the Carrier. "True!"

"'This has been a happy Home, John; and I love the Cricket for its
sake!'"

"It has been, Heaven knows," returned the Carrier. "She made it happy,
always,--until now."

"So gracefully sweet-tempered; so domestic, joyful, busy, and
light-hearted!" said the Voice.

"Otherwise I never could have loved her as I did," returned the Carrier.

The Voice, correcting him, said "do."

The Carrier repeated "as I did." But not firmly. His faltering tongue
resisted his control, and would speak in its own way, for itself and
him.

The Figure, in an attitude of invocation, raised its hand and said:

"Upon your own hearth"--

"The hearth she has blighted," interposed the Carrier.

"The hearth she has--how often!--blessed and brightened," said the
Cricket: "the hearth which, but for her, were only a few stones and
bricks and rusty bars, but which has been, through her, the Altar of
your Home; on which you have nightly sacrificed some petty passion,
selfishness, or care, and offered up the homage of a tranquil mind, a
trusting nature, and an overflowing heart; so that the smoke from this
poor chimney has gone upward with a better fragrance than the richest
incense that is burnt before the richest shrines in all the gaudy
Temples of this World!--Upon your own hearth; in its quiet sanctuary;
surrounded by its gentle influences and associations; hear her! Hear me!
Hear everything that speaks the language of your hearth and home!"

"And pleads for her?" enquired the Carrier.

"All things that speak the language of your hearth and home, _must_
plead for her!" returned the Cricket. "For they speak the Truth."

And while the Carrier, with his head upon his hands, continued to sit
meditating in his chair, the Presence stood beside him; suggesting his
reflections by its power, and presenting them before him, as in a Glass
or Picture. It was not a solitary Presence. From the hearthstone, from
the chimney; from the clock, the pipe, the kettle, and the cradle; from
the floor, the walls, the ceiling, and the stairs; from the cart
without, and the cupboard within, and the household implements; from
every thing and every place with which she had ever been familiar, and
with which she had ever entwined one recollection of herself in her
unhappy husband's mind; Fairies came trooping forth. Not to stand beside
him as the Cricket did, but to busy and bestir themselves. To do all
honor to Her image. To pull him by the skirts, and point to it when it
appeared. To cluster round it, and embrace it, and strew flowers for it
to tread on. To try to crown its fair head with their tiny hands. To
show that they were fond of it and loved it; and that there was not one
ugly, wicked, or accusatory creature to claim knowledge of it--none but
their playful and approving selves.

His thoughts were constant to her Image. It was always there.

She sat plying her needle, before the fire, and singing to herself. Such
a blithe, thriving, steady little Dot! The fairy figures turned upon him
all at once, by one consent, with one prodigious concentrated stare; and
seemed to say "Is this the light wife you are mourning for!"

There were sounds of gaiety outside: musical instruments, and noisy
tongues, and laughter. A crowd of young merry-makers came pouring in;
among whom were May Fielding and a score of pretty girls. Dot was the
fairest of them all; as young as any of them too. They came to summon
her to join their party. It was a dance. If ever little foot were made
for dancing, hers was, surely. But she laughed, and shook her head, and
pointed to her cookery on the fire, and her table ready spread: with an
exulting defiance that rendered her more charming than she was before.
And so she merrily dismissed them: nodding to her would-be partners, one
by one, as they passed out, with a comical indifference, enough to make
them go and drown themselves immediately if they were her admirers--and
they must have been so, more or less; they couldn't help it. And yet
indifference was not her character. Oh no! For presently, there came a
certain Carrier to the door; and bless her what a welcome she bestowed
upon him!

Again the staring figures turned upon him all at once, and seemed to say
"Is this the wife who has forsaken you!"

A shadow fell upon the mirror or the picture: call it what you will. A
great shadow of the Stranger, as he first stood underneath their roof;
covering its surface, and blotting out all other objects. But the nimble
fairies worked like Bees to clear it off again; and Dot again was there.
Still bright and beautiful.

Rocking her little Baby in its cradle; singing to it softly; and resting
her head upon a shoulder which had its counterpart in the musing figure
by which the Fairy Cricket stood.

The night--I mean the real night: not going by Fairy clocks--was wearing
now; and in this stage of the Carrier's thoughts, the moon burst out,
and shone brightly in the sky. Perhaps some calm and quiet light had
risen also, in his mind; and he could think more soberly of what had
happened.

Although the shadow of the Stranger fell at intervals upon the
glass--always distinct, and big, and thoroughly defined--it never fell
so darkly as at first. Whenever it appeared, the Fairies uttered a
general cry of consternation, and plied their little arms and legs, with
inconceivable activity, to rub it out. And whenever they got at Dot
again, and showed her to him once more, bright and beautiful, they
cheered in the most inspiring manner.

They never showed her, otherwise than beautiful and bright, for they
were Household Spirits to whom Falsehood is annihilation; and being so,
what Dot was there for them, but the one active, beaming, pleasant
little creature who had been the light and sun of the Carrier's Home!

The Fairies were prodigiously excited when they showed her, with the
Baby, gossiping among a knot of sage old matrons, and affecting to be
wondrous old and matronly herself, and leaning in a staid, demure old
way upon her husband's arm, attempting--she! such a bud of a little
woman--to convey the idea of having abjured the vanities of the world in
general, and of being the sort of person to whom it was no novelty at
all to be a mother; yet in the same breath, they showed her, laughing at
the Carrier for being awkward, and pulling up his shirt-collar to make
him smart, and mincing merrily about that very room to teach him how to
dance!

They turned, and stared immensely at him when they showed her with the
Blind Girl; for though she carried cheerfulness and animation with her,
wheresoever she went, she bore those influences into Caleb Plummer's
home, heaped up and running over. The Blind Girl's love for her, and
trust in her, and gratitude to her; her own good busy way of setting
Bertha's thanks aside; her dexterous little arts for filling up each
moment of the visit in doing something useful to the house, and really
working hard while feigning to make holiday; her bountiful provision of
those standing delicacies, the Veal and Ham-Pie and the bottles of Beer;
her radiant little face arriving at the door, and taking leave; the
wonderful expression in her whole self, from her neat foot to the crown
of her head, of being a part of the establishment--a something necessary
to it, which it couldn't be without; all this the Fairies revelled in,
and loved her for. And once again they looked upon him all at once,
appealingly; and seemed to say, while some among them nestled in her
dress and fondled her, "Is this the Wife who has betrayed your
confidence!"

More than once, or twice, or thrice, in the long thoughtful night, they
showed her to him sitting on her favourite seat, with her bent head,
her hands clasped on her brow, her falling hair. As he had seen her
last. And when they found her thus, they neither turned nor looked upon
him, but gathered close round her, and comforted and kissed her: and
pressed on one another to show sympathy and kindness to her: and forgot
him altogether.

Thus the night passed. The moon went down; the stars grew pale; the cold
day broke; the sun rose. The Carrier still sat, musing, in the chimney
corner. He had sat there, with his head upon his hands, all night. All
night the faithful Cricket had been Chirp, Chirp, Chirping on the
Hearth. All night he had listened to its voice. All night, the household
Fairies had been busy with him. All night, she had been amiable and
blameless in the Glass, except when that one shadow fell upon it.

He rose up when it was broad day, and washed and dressed himself. He
couldn't go about his customary cheerful avocations; he wanted spirit
for them; but it mattered the less, that it was Tackleton's wedding-day,
and he had arranged to make his rounds by proxy. He had thought to have
gone merrily to church with Dot. But such plans were at an end. It was
their own wedding-day too. Ah! how little he had looked for such a close
to such a year!

The Carrier expected that Tackleton would pay him an early visit; and he
was right. He had not walked to and fro before his own door, many
minutes, when he saw the Toy Merchant coming in his chaise along the
road. As the chaise drew nearer, he perceived that Tackleton was dressed
out sprucely, for his marriage: and had decorated his horse's head with
flowers and favors.

The horse looked much more like a Bridegroom than Tackleton: whose
half-closed eye was more disagreeably expressive than ever. But the
Carrier took little heed of this. His thoughts had other occupation.

"John Peerybingle!" said Tackleton, with an air of condolence. "My good
fellow, how do you find yourself this morning?"

"I have had but a poor night, Master Tackleton," returned the Carrier
shaking his head: "for I have been a good deal disturbed in my mind. But
it's over now! Can you spare me half an hour or so, for some private
talk?"

"I came on purpose," returned Tackleton, alighting. "Never mind the
horse. He'll stand quiet enough, with the reins over this post, if
you'll give him a mouthful of hay."

The Carrier having brought it from his stable and set it before him,
they turned into the house.

"You are not married before noon?" he said, "I think?"

"No," answered Tackleton. "Plenty of time. Plenty of time."

When they entered the kitchen, Tilly Slowboy was rapping at the
Stranger's door; which was only removed from it by a few steps. One of
her very red eyes (for Tilly had been crying all night long, because her
mistress cried) was at the keyhole; and she was knocking very loud; and
seemed frightened.

"If you please I can't make nobody hear," said Tilly, looking round. "I
hope nobody an't gone and been and died if you please!"

This philanthropic wish, Miss Slowboy emphasised with various new raps
and kicks at the door; which led to no result whatever.

"Shall I go?" said Tackleton. "It's curious."

The Carrier who had turned his face from the door, signed to him to go
if he would.

So Tackleton went to Tilly Slowboy's relief; and he too kicked and
knocked; and he too failed to get the least reply. But he thought of
trying the handle of the door; and as it opened easily, he peeped in,
looked in, went in; and soon came running out again.

"John Peerybingle," said Tackleton, in his ear. "I hope there has been
nothing--nothing rash in the night."

The Carrier turned upon him quickly.

"Because he's gone!" said Tackleton; "and the window's open. I don't see
any marks--to be sure it's almost on a level with the garden: but I was
afraid there might have been some--some scuffle. Eh?"

He nearly shut up the expressive eye, altogether; he looked at him so
hard. And he gave his eye, and his face, and his whole person, a sharp
twist. As if he would have screwed the truth out of him.

"Make yourself easy," said the Carrier. "He went into that room last
night, without harm in word or deed from me; and no one has entered it
since. He is away of his own free will. I'd go out gladly at that door,
and beg my bread from house to house, for life, if I could so change the
past that he had never come. But he has come and gone. And I have done
with him!"

"Oh!--Well, I think he has got off pretty easily," said Tackleton,
taking a chair.

The sneer was lost upon the Carrier, who sat down too: and shaded his
face with his hand, for some little time, before proceeding.

"You showed me last night," he said at length, "my wife; my wife that I
love; secretly--"

"And tenderly," insinuated Tackleton.

"Conniving at that man's disguise, and giving him opportunities of
meeting her alone. I think there's no sight I wouldn't have rather seen
than that. I think there's no man in the world I wouldn't have rather
had to show it me."

"I confess to having had my suspicions always," said Tackleton. "And
that has made me objectionable here, I know."

"But as you did show it me," pursued the Carrier, not minding him; "and
as you saw her; my wife; my wife that I love"--his voice, and eye, and
hand, grew steadier and firmer as he repeated these words: evidently in
pursuance of a stedfast purpose--"as you saw her at this disadvantage,
it is right and just that you should also see with my eyes, and look
into my breast, and know what my mind is, upon the subject. For it's
settled," said the Carrier, regarding him attentively. "And nothing can
shake it now."

Tackleton muttered a few general words of assent, about its being
necessary to vindicate something or other; but he was overawed by the
manner of his companion. Plain and unpolished as it was, it had a
something dignified and noble in it, which nothing but the soul of
generous Honor dwelling in the man, could have imparted.

"I am a plain, rough man," pursued the Carrier, "with very little to
recommend me. I am not a clever man, as you very well know. I am not a
young man. I loved my little Dot, because I had seen her grow up, from a
child, in her father's house; because I knew how precious she was;
because she had been my Life, for years and years. There's many men I
can't compare with, who never could have loved my little Dot like me, I
think!"

He paused, and softly beat the ground a short time with his foot, before
resuming:

"I often thought that though I wasn't good enough for her, I should make
her a kind husband, and perhaps know her value better than another; and
in this way I reconciled it to myself, and came to think it might be
possible that we should be married. And in the end, it came about, and
we _were_ married."

"Hah!" said Tackleton, with a significant shake of his head.

"I had studied myself; I had had experience of myself; I knew how much I
loved her, and how happy I should be," pursued the Carrier. "But I had
not--I feel it now--sufficiently considered her."

"To be sure," said Tackleton. "Giddiness, frivolity, fickleness, love of
admiration! Not considered! All left out of sight! Hah!"

"You had best not interrupt me," said the Carrier, with some sternness,
"till you understand me; and you're wide of doing so. If, yesterday, I'd
have struck that man down at a blow, who dared to breathe a word
against her; to-day I'd set my foot upon his face, if he was my
brother!"

The Toy Merchant gazed at him in astonishment. He went on in a softer
tone:

"Did I consider," said the Carrier, "that I took her; at her age, and
with her beauty; from her young companions, and the many scenes of which
she was the ornament; in which she was the brightest little star that
ever shone; to shut her up from day to day in my dull house, and keep my
tedious company? Did I consider how little suited I was to her sprightly
humour, and how wearisome a plodding man like me must be, to one of her
quick spirit? Did I consider that it was no merit in me, or claim in me,
that I loved her, when everybody must who knew her? Never. I took
advantage of her hopeful nature and her cheerful disposition; and I
married her. I wish I never had! For her sake; not for mine!"

The Toy Merchant gazed at him, without winking. Even the half-shut eye
was open now.

"Heaven bless her!" said the Carrier, "for the cheerful constancy with
which she has tried to keep the knowledge of this from me! And Heaven
help me, that, in my slow mind, I have not found it out before! Poor
child! Poor Dot! _I_ not to find it out, who have seen her eyes fill
with tears, when such a marriage as our own was spoken of! I, who have
seen the secret trembling on her lips a hundred times, and never
suspected it, till last night! Poor girl! That I could ever hope she
would be fond of me! That I could ever believe she was!"

"She made a show of it," said Tackleton. "She made such a show of it,
that to tell you the truth it was the origin of my misgivings."

And here he asserted the superiority of May Fielding, who certainly made
no sort of show of being fond of _him_.

"She has tried," said the poor Carrier, with greater emotion than he had
exhibited yet; "I only now begin to know how hard she has tried; to be
my dutiful and zealous wife. How good she has been; how much she has
done; how brave and strong a heart she has; let the happiness I have
known under this roof bear witness! It will be some help and comfort to
me, when I am here alone."

"Here alone?" said Tackleton. "Oh! Then you do mean to take some notice
of this?"

"I mean," returned the Carrier, "to do her the greatest kindness, and
make her the best reparation, in my power. I can release her from the
daily pain of an unequal marriage, and the struggle to conceal it; She
shall be as free as I can render her."

"Make _her_ reparation!" exclaimed Tackleton, twisting and turning his
great ears with his hands. "There must be something wrong here. You
didn't say that, of course."

The Carrier set his grip upon the collar of the Toy Merchant, and shook
him like a reed.

"Listen to me!" he said. "And take care that you hear me right. Listen
to me. Do I speak plainly?"

"Very plainly indeed," answered Tackleton.

"As if I meant it?"

"Very much as if you meant it."

"I sat upon that hearth, last night, all night," exclaimed the Carrier.
"On the spot where she has often sat beside me, with her sweet face
looking into mine. I called up her whole life, day by day; I had her
dear self, in its every passage, in review before me. And upon my soul
she is innocent, if there is One to judge the innocent and guilty!"

Staunch Cricket on the Hearth! Loyal household Fairies!

"Passion and distrust have left me!" said the Carrier; "and nothing but
my grief remains. In an unhappy moment some old lover, better suited to
her tastes and years than I; forsaken, perhaps, for me, against her
will; returned. In an unhappy moment: taken by surprise, and wanting
time to think of what she did: she made herself a party to his
treachery, by concealing it. Last night she saw him, in the interview we
witnessed. It was wrong. But otherwise than this, she is innocent if
there is Truth on earth!"

"If that is your opinion--" Tackleton began.

"So, let her go!" pursued the Carrier. "Go, with my blessing for the
many happy hours she has given me, and my forgiveness for any pang she
has caused me. Let her go, and have the peace of mind I wish her! She'll
never hate me. She'll learn to like me better, when I'm not a drag upon
her, and she wears the chain I have rivetted, more lightly. This is the
day on which I took her, with so little thought for her enjoyment, from
her home. To-day she shall return to it; and I will trouble her no more.
Her father and mother will be here to-day--we had made a little plan for
keeping it together--and they shall take her home. I can trust her,
there, or anywhere. She leaves me without blame, and she will live so I
am sure. If I should die--I may perhaps while she is still young; I have
lost some courage in a few hours--she'll find that I remembered her, and
loved her to the last! This is the end of what you showed me. Now, it's
over!"

"Oh no, John, not over. Do not say it's over yet! Not quite yet. I have
heard your noble words. I could not steal away, pretending to be
ignorant of what has affected me with such deep gratitude. Do not say
it's over, 'till the clock has struck again!"

She had entered shortly after Tackleton; and had remained there. She
never looked at Tackleton, but fixed her eyes upon her husband. But she
kept away from him, setting as wide a space as possible between them;
and though she spoke with most impassioned earnestness, she went no
nearer to him even then. How different in this, from her old self!

"No hand can make the clock which will strike again for me the hours
that are gone," replied the Carrier, with a faint smile. "But let it be
so, if you will, my dear. It will strike soon. It's of little matter
what we say. I'd try to please you in a harder case than that."

"Well!" muttered Tackleton. "I must be off: for when the clock strikes
again, it'll be necessary for me to be upon my way to church. Good
morning, John Peerybingle. I'm sorry to be deprived of the pleasure of
your company. Sorry for the loss, and the occasion of it too!"

"I have spoken plainly?" said the Carrier, accompanying him to the door.

"Oh quite!"

"And you'll remember what I have said?"

"Why, if you compel me to make the observation," said Tackleton;
previously taking the precaution of getting into his chaise; "I must say
that it was so very unexpected, that I'm far from being likely to forget
it."

"The better for us both," returned the Carrier. "Good bye. I give you
joy!"

"I wish I could give it to _you_," said Tackleton. "As I can't;
thank'ee. Between ourselves (as I told you before, eh?) I don't much
think I shall have the less joy in my married life, because May hasn't
been too officious about me, and too demonstrative. Good bye! Take care
of yourself."

The Carrier stood looking after him until he was smaller in the distance
than his horse's flowers and favours near at hand; and then, with a deep
sigh, went strolling like a restless, broken man, among some
neighbouring elms; unwilling to return until the clock was on the eve of
striking.

His little wife, being left alone, sobbed piteously; but often dried her
eyes and checked herself, to say how good he was, how excellent he was!
and once or twice she laughed; so heartily, triumphantly, and
incoherently (still crying all the time), that Tilly was quite
horrified.

"Ow if you please don't!" said Tilly. "It's enough to dead and bury the
Baby, so it is if you please."

"Will you bring him sometimes, to see his father, Tilly," enquired her
mistress; drying her eyes; "when I can't live here, and have gone to my
old home?"

"Ow if you please don't!" cried Tilly, throwing back her head, and
bursting out into a howl; she looked at the moment uncommonly like
Boxer; "Ow if you please don't! Ow, what has everybody gone and been and
done with everybody, making everybody else so wretched! Ow-w-w-w!"

The soft-hearted Slowboy trailed off at this juncture, into such a
deplorable howl: the more tremendous from its long suppression: that she
must infallibly have awakened the Baby, and frightened him into
something serious (probably convulsions), if her eyes had not
encountered Caleb Plummer, leading in his daughter. This spectacle
restoring her to a sense of the proprieties, she stood for some few
moments silent, with her mouth wide open: and then, posting off to the
bed on which the Baby lay asleep, danced in a Weird, Saint Vitus manner
on the floor, and at the same time rummaged with her face and head among
the bedclothes: apparently deriving much relief from those
extraordinary operations.

"Mary!" said Bertha. "Not at the marriage!"

"I told her you would not be there Mum," whispered Caleb. "I heard as
much last night. But bless you," said the little man, taking her
tenderly by both hands, "_I_ don't care for what they say; _I_ don't
believe them. There an't much of me, but that little should be torn to
pieces sooner than I'd trust a word against you!"

He put his arms about her neck and hugged her, as a child might have
hugged one of his own dolls.

"Bertha couldn't stay at home this morning," said Caleb. "She was
afraid, I know, to hear the Bells ring: and couldn't trust herself to be
so near them on their wedding-day. So we started in good time, and came
here. I have been thinking of what I have done," said Caleb, after a
moment's pause; "I have been blaming myself 'till I hardly knew what to
do or where to turn, for the distress of mind I have caused her; and
I've come to the conclusion that I'd better, if you'll stay with me,
Mum, the while, tell her the truth. You'll stay with me the while?" he
enquired, trembling from head to foot. "I don't know what effect it may
have upon her; I don't know what she'll think of me; I don't know that
she'll ever care for her poor father afterwards. But it's best for her
that she should be undeceived; and I must bear the consequences as I
deserve!"

"Mary," said Bertha, "where is your hand! Ah! Here it is; here it is!"
pressing it to her lips, with a smile, and drawing it through her arm.
"I heard them speaking softly among themselves, last night, of some
blame against you. They were wrong."

The Carrier's Wife was silent. Caleb answered for her.

"They were wrong," he said.

"I knew it!" cried Bertha, proudly. "I told them so. I scorned to hear a
word! Blame _her_ with justice!" she pressed the hand between her own,
and the soft cheek against her face. "No! I am not so Blind as that."

Her father went on one side of her, while Dot remained upon the other:
holding her hand.

"I know you all," said Bertha, "better than you think. But none so well
as her. Not even you, father. There is nothing half so real and so true
about me, as she is. If I could be restored to sight this instant, and
not a word were spoken, I could choose her from a crowd! My Sister!"

"Bertha, my dear!" said Caleb, "I have something on my mind I want to
tell you, while we three are alone. Hear me kindly! I have a confession
to make to you, my Darling."

"A confession, father?"

"I have wandered from the Truth and lost myself, my child," said Caleb,
with a pitiable expression in his bewildered face. "I have wandered from
the Truth, intending to be kind to you; and have been cruel."

She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him, and repeated "Cruel!"

"He accuses himself too strongly, Bertha," said Dot. "You'll say so,
presently. You'll be the first to tell him so."

"He cruel to me!" cried Bertha, with a smile of incredulity.

"Not meaning it, my child," said Caleb. "But I have been; though I never
suspected it, 'till yesterday. My dear Blind Daughter, hear me and
forgive me! The world you live in, heart of mine, doesn't exist as I
have represented it. The eyes you have trusted in, have been false to
you."

She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him still; but drew back,
and clung closer to her friend.

"Your road in life was rough, my poor one," said Caleb, "and I meant to
smooth it for you. I have altered objects, changed the characters of
people, invented many things that never have been, to make you happier.
I have had concealments from you, put deceptions on you, God forgive me!
and surrounded you with fancies."

"But living people are not fancies?" she said hurriedly, and turning
very pale, and still retiring from him. "You can't change them."

"I have done so, Bertha," pleaded Caleb. "There is one person that you
know, my Dove--"

"Oh father! why do you say, I know?" she answered, in a tone of keen
reproach. "What and whom do _I_ know! I who have no leader! I so
miserably blind!"

In the anguish of her heart, she stretched out her hands, as if she were
groping her way; then spread them, in a manner most forlorn and sad,
upon her face.

"The marriage that takes place to-day," said Caleb, "is with a stern,
sordid, grinding man. A hard master to you and me, my dear, for many
years. Ugly in his looks, and in his nature. Cold and callous always.
Unlike what I have painted him to you in everything, my child. In
everything."

"Oh why," cried the Blind Girl, tortured, as it seemed, almost beyond
endurance, "why did you ever do this! Why did you ever fill my heart so
full, and then come in like Death, and tear away the objects of my love!
Oh Heaven, how blind I am! How helpless and alone!"

Her afflicted father hung his head, and offered no reply but in his
penitence and sorrow.

She had been but a short time in this passion of regret, when the
Cricket on the Hearth, unheard by all but her, began to chirp. Not
merrily, but in a low, faint, sorrowing way. It was so mournful, that
her tears began to flow; and when the Presence which had been beside
the Carrier all night, appeared behind her, pointing to her father, they
fell down like rain.

She heard the Cricket-voice more plainly soon; and was conscious,
through her blindness, of the Presence hovering about her father.

"Mary," said the Blind Girl, "tell me what my Home is. What it truly
is."

"It is a poor place, Bertha; very poor and bare indeed. The house will
scarcely keep out wind and rain another winter. It is as roughly
shielded from the weather, Bertha," Dot continued in a low, clear voice,
"as your poor father in his sackcloth coat."

The Blind Girl, greatly agitated, rose, and led the Carrier's little
wife aside.

"Those presents that I took such care of; that came almost at my wish,
and were so dearly welcome to me," she said, trembling; "where did they
come from? Did you send them?"

"No."

"Who then?"

Dot saw she knew, already; and was silent. The Blind Girl spread her
hands before her face again. But in quite another manner now.

"Dear Mary, a moment. One moment! More this way. Speak softly to me. You
are true, I know. You'd not deceive me now; would you?"

"No, Bertha, indeed!"

"No, I am sure you would not. You have too much pity for me. Mary, look
across the room to where we were just now; to where my father is--my
father, so compassionate and loving to me--and tell me what you see."

"I see," said Dot, who understood her well; "an old man sitting in a
chair, and leaning sorrowfully on the back, with his face resting on his
hand. As if his child should comfort him, Bertha."

"Yes, yes. She will. Go on."

"He is an old man, worn with care and work. He is a spare, dejected,
thoughtful, grey-haired man. I see him now, despondent and bowed down,
and striving against nothing. But Bertha, I have seen him many times
before; and striving hard in many ways for one great sacred object. And
I honor his grey head, and bless him!"

The Blind Girl broke away from her; and throwing herself upon her knees
before him, took the grey head to her breast.

"It is my sight restored. It is my sight!" she cried. "I have been
blind, and now my eyes are open. I never knew him! To think I might have
died, and never truly seen the father, who has been so loving to me!"

There were no words for Caleb's emotion.

"There is not a gallant figure on this earth," exclaimed the Blind Girl,
holding him in her embrace, "that I would love so dearly, and would
cherish so devotedly, as this! The greyer, and more worn, the dearer,
father! Never let them say I am blind again. There's not a furrow in his
face, there's not a hair upon his head, that shall be forgotten in my
prayers and thanks to Heaven!"

Caleb managed to articulate "My Bertha!"

"And in my Blindness, I believed him," said the girl, caressing him with
tears of exquisite affection, "to be so different! And having him beside
me, day by day, so mindful of me always, never dreamed of this!"

"The fresh smart father in the blue coat, Bertha," said poor Caleb.
"He's gone!"

"Nothing is gone," she answered. "Dearest father, no! Everything is
here--in you. The father that I loved so well; the father that I never
loved enough, and never knew; the Benefactor whom I first began to
reverence and love, because he had such sympathy for me; All are here in
you. Nothing is dead to me. The Soul of all that was most dear to me is
here--here, with the worn face, and the grey head. And I am NOT blind,
father, any longer!"

Dot's whole attention had been concentrated, during this discourse, upon
the father and daughter; but looking, now, towards the little Haymaker
in the Moorish meadow, she saw that the clock was within a few minutes
of striking; and fell, immediately, into a nervous and excited state.

"Father," said Bertha, hesitating. "Mary."

"Yes my dear," returned Caleb. "Here she is."

"There is no change in _her_. You never told me anything of _her_ that
was not true?"

"I should have done it my dear, I am afraid," returned Caleb, "if I
could have made her better than she was. But I must have changed her
for the worse, if I had changed her at all. Nothing could improve her,
Bertha."

Confident as the Blind Girl had been when she asked the question, her
delight and pride in the reply, and her renewed embrace of Dot, were
charming to behold.

"More changes than you think for, may happen though, my dear," said Dot.
"Changes for the better, I mean; changes for great joy to some of us.
You mustn't let them startle you too much, if any such should ever
happen, and affect you? Are those wheels upon the road? You've a quick
ear, Bertha. Are they wheels?"

"Yes. Coming very fast."

"I--I--I know you have a quick ear," said Dot, placing her hand upon her
heart, and evidently talking on, as fast as she could, to hide its
palpitating state, "because I have noticed it often, and because you
were so quick to find out that strange step last night. Though why you
should have said, as I very well recollect you did say, Bertha, 'whose
step is that!' and why you should have taken any greater observation of
it than of any other step, I don't know. Though as I said just now,
there are great changes in the world: great changes: and we can't do
better than prepare ourselves to be surprised at hardly anything."

Caleb wondered what this meant; perceiving that she spoke to him, no
less than to his daughter. He saw her, with astonishment, so fluttered
and distressed that she could scarcely breathe; and holding to a chair,
to save herself from falling.

"They are wheels indeed!" she panted, "coming nearer! Nearer! Very
close! And now you hear them stopping at the garden gate! And now you
hear a step outside the door--the same step Bertha, is it not!--and
now!"--

She uttered a wild cry of uncontrollable delight; and running up to
Caleb put her hands upon his eyes, as a young man rushed into the room,
and flinging away his hat into the air, came sweeping down upon them.

"Is it over?" cried Dot.

"Yes!"

"Happily over?"

"Yes!"

"Do you recollect the voice, dear Caleb? Did you ever hear the like of
it before?" cried Dot.

"If my boy in the Golden South Americas was alive"--said Caleb,
trembling.

"He is alive!" shrieked Dot, removing her hands from his eyes, and
clapping them in ecstacy; "look at him! See where he stands before you,
healthy and strong! Your own dear son! Your own dear living, loving
brother, Bertha!"

All honor to the little creature for her transports! All honor to her
tears and laughter, when the three were locked in one another's arms!
All honor to the heartiness with which she met the sunburnt
Sailor-fellow, with his dark streaming hair, half way, and never turned
her rosy little mouth aside, but suffered him to kiss it, freely, and to
press her to his bounding heart!

And honor to the Cuckoo too--why not!--for bursting out of the trap-door
in the Moorish Palace like a housebreaker, and hiccoughing twelve times
on the assembled company, as if he had got drunk for joy!

The Carrier, entering, started back: and well he might: to find himself
in such good company.

"Look, John!" said Caleb, exultingly, "look here! My own boy from the
Golden South Americas! My own son! Him that you fitted out, and sent
away yourself; him that you were always such a friend to!"

The Carrier advanced to seize him by the hand; but recoiling, as some
feature in his face awakened a remembrance of the Deaf Man in the Cart,
said:

"Edward! Was it you?"

"Now tell him all!" cried Dot. "Tell him all, Edward; and don't spare
me, for nothing shall make me spare myself in his eyes, ever again."

"I was the man," said Edward.

"And could you steal, disguised, into the house of your old friend?"
rejoined the Carrier. "There was a frank boy once--how many years is it,
Caleb, since we heard that he was dead, and had it proved, we
thought?--who never would have done that."

"There was a generous friend of mine, once: more a father to me than a
friend:" said Edward, "who never would have judged me, or any other
man, unheard. You were he. So I am certain you will hear me now."

The Carrier, with a troubled glance at Dot, who still kept far away from
him, replied, "Well! that's but fair. I will."

"You must know that when I left here, a boy," said Edward, "I was in
love: and my love was returned. She was a very young girl, who perhaps
(you may tell me) didn't know her own mind. But I knew mine; and I had a
passion for her."

"You had!" exclaimed the Carrier. "You!"

"Indeed I had," returned the other. "And she returned it. I have ever
since believed she did; and now I am sure she did."

"Heaven help me!" said the Carrier. "This is worse than all."

"Constant to her," said Edward, "and returning, full of hope, after many
hardships and perils, to redeem my part of our old contract, I heard,
twenty miles away, that she was false to me; that she had forgotten me;
and had bestowed herself upon another and a richer man. I had no mind to
reproach her; but I wished to see her, and to prove beyond dispute that
this was true. I hoped she might have been forced into it, against her
own desire and recollection. It would be small comfort, but it would be
some, I thought: and on I came. That I might have the truth, the real
truth; observing freely for myself, and judging for myself, without
obstruction on the one hand, or presenting my own influence (if I had
any) before her, on the other; I dressed myself unlike myself--you know
how; and waited on the road--you know where. You had no suspicion of me;
neither had--had she," pointing to Dot, "until I whispered in her ear at
that fireside, and she so nearly betrayed me."

"But when she knew that Edward was alive, and had come back," sobbed
Dot, now speaking for herself, as she had burned to do, all through this
narrative; "and when she knew his purpose, she advised him by all means
to keep his secret close; for his old friend John Peerybingle was much
too open in his nature, and too clumsy in all artifice--being a clumsy
man in general," said Dot, half laughing and half crying--"to keep it
for him. And when she--that's me, John," sobbed the little woman--"told
him all, and how his sweetheart had believed him to be dead; and how she
had at last been over-persuaded by her mother into a marriage which the
silly, dear old thing called advantageous; and when she--that's me
again, John--told him they were not yet married (though close upon it),
and that it would be nothing but a sacrifice if it went on, for there
was no love on her side; and when he went nearly mad with joy to hear
it; then she--that's me again--said she would go between them, as she
had often done before in old times, John, and would sound his sweetheart
and be sure that what she--me again, John--said and thought was right.
And it WAS right, John! And they were brought together, John! And they
were married, John, an hour ago! And here's the Bride! And Gruff and
Tackleton may die a bachelor! And I'm a happy little woman, May, God
bless you!"

She was an irresistible little woman, if that be anything to the
purpose; and never so completely irresistible as in her present
transports. There never were congratulations so endearing and delicious,
as those she lavished on herself and on the Bride.

Amid the tumult of emotions in his breast, the honest Carrier had stood,
confounded. Flying, now, towards her, Dot stretched out her hand to stop
him, and retreated as before.

"No John, no! Hear all! Don't love me any more John, 'till you've heard
every word I have to say. It was wrong to have a secret from you, John.
I'm very sorry. I didn't think it any harm, till I came and sat down by
you on the little stool last night; but when I knew by what was written
in your face, that you had seen me walking in the gallery with Edward;
and knew what you thought; I felt how giddy and how wrong it was. But
oh, dear John, how could you, could you, think so!"

Little woman, how she sobbed again! John Peerybingle would have caught
her in his arms. But no; she wouldn't let him.

"Don't love me yet, please John! Not for a long time yet! When I was sad
about this intended marriage, dear, it was because I remembered May and
Edward such young lovers; and knew that her heart was far away from
Tackleton. You believe that, now. Don't you John?"

John was going to make another rush at this appeal; but she stopped him
again.

"No; keep there, please John! When I laugh at you, as I sometimes do,
John; and call you clumsy, and a dear old goose, and names of that sort,
it's because I love you John, so well; and take such pleasure in your
ways; and wouldn't see you altered in the least respect to have you made
a King to-morrow."

"Hooroar!" said Caleb with unusual vigour. "My opinion!"

"And when I speak of people being middle-aged, and steady, John, and
pretend that we are a humdrum couple, going on in a jog-trot sort of
way, it's only because I'm such a silly little thing, John, that I like,
sometimes, to act a kind of Play with Baby, and all that: and make
believe."

She saw that he was coming; and stopped him again. But she was very
nearly too late.

"No, don't love me for another minute or two, if you please John! What I
want most to tell you, I have kept to the last. My dear, good, generous
John; when we were talking the other night about the Cricket, I had it
on my lips to say, that at first I did not love you quite so dearly as I
do now; that when I first came home here, I was half afraid I mightn't
learn to love you every bit as well as I hoped and prayed I might--being
so very young, John. But, dear John, every day and hour, I loved you
more and more. And if I could have loved you better than I do, the noble
words I heard you say this morning, would have made me. But I can't. All
the affection that I had (it was a great deal John) I gave you, as you
well deserve, long, long, ago, and I have no more left to give. Now, my
dear Husband, take me to your heart again! That's my home, John; and
never, never think of sending me to any other!"

You never will derive so much delight from seeing a glorious little
woman in the arms of a third party, as you would have felt if you had
seen Dot run into the Carrier's embrace. It was the most complete,
unmitigated, soul-fraught little piece of earnestness that ever you
beheld in all your days.

You may be sure the Carrier was in a state of perfect rapture; and you
may be sure Dot was likewise; and you may be sure they all were,
inclusive of Miss Slowboy, who cried copiously for joy, and, wishing to
include her young charge in the general interchange of congratulations,
handed round the Baby to everybody in succession, as if it were
something to drink.

But now the sound of wheels was heard again outside the door; and
somebody exclaimed that Gruff and Tackleton was coming back. Speedily
that worthy gentleman appeared: looking warm and flustered.

"Why, what the Devil's this, John Peerybingle!" said Tackleton. "There's
some mistake. I appointed Mrs. Tackleton to meet me at the church; and
I'll swear I passed her on the road, on her way here. Oh! here she is! I
beg your pardon Sir; I haven't the pleasure of knowing you; but if you
can do me the favour to spare this young lady, she has rather a
particular engagement this morning."

"But I can't spare her," returned Edward. "I couldn't think of it."

"What do you mean, you vagabond?" said Tackleton.

"I mean, that as I can make allowance for your being vexed," returned
the other, with a smile, "I am as deaf to harsh discourse this morning,
as I was to all discourse last night."

The look that Tackleton bestowed upon him, and the start he gave!

"I am sorry Sir," said Edward, holding out May's left hand, and
especially the third finger, "that the young lady can't accompany you to
church; but as she has been there once, this morning, perhaps you'll
excuse her."

Tackleton looked hard at the third finger; and took a little piece of
silver-paper, apparently containing a ring, from his waistcoat pocket.

"Miss Slowboy," said Tackleton. "Will you have the kindness to throw
that in the fire? Thank'ee."

"It was a previous engagement: quite an old engagement: that prevented
my wife from keeping her appointment with you, I assure you," said
Edward.

"Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge that I revealed it
to him faithfully; and that I told him, many times, I never could forget
it," said May, blushing.

"Oh certainly!" said Tackleton. "Oh to be sure. Oh it's all right. It's
quite correct. Mrs. Edward Plummer, I infer?"

"That's the name," returned the bridegroom.

"Ah! I shouldn't have known you Sir," said Tackleton: scrutinizing his
face narrowly, and making a low bow. "I give you joy Sir!"

"Thank'ee."

"Mrs. Peerybingle," said Tackleton, turning suddenly to where she stood
with her husband; "I am sorry. You haven't done me a very great
kindness, but upon my life I am sorry. You are better than I thought
you. John Peerybingle, I am sorry. You understand me; that's enough.
It's quite correct, ladies and gentlemen all, and perfectly
satisfactory. Good morning!"

With these words he carried it off, and carried himself off too: merely
stopping at the door, to take the flowers and favors from his horse's
head, and to kick that animal once in the ribs, as a means of informing
him that there was a screw loose in his arrangements.

Of course it became a serious duty now, to make such a day of it, as
should mark these events for a high Feast and Festival in the
Peerybingle Calendar for evermore. Accordingly, Dot went to work to
produce such an entertainment, as should reflect undying honour on the
house and every one concerned; and in a very short space of time, she
was up to her dimpled elbows in flour, and whitening the Carrier's coat,
every time he came near her, by stopping him to give him a kiss. That
good fellow washed the greens, and peeled the turnips, and broke the
plates, and upset iron pots full of cold water on the fire, and made
himself useful in all sorts of ways: while a couple of professional
assistants, hastily called in from somewhere in the neighbourhood, as on
a point of life or death, ran against each other in all the doorways and
round all the corners; and everybody tumbled over Tilly Slowboy and the
Baby, everywhere. Tilly never came out in such force before. Her
ubiquity was the theme of general admiration. She was a stumbling-block
in the passage at five and twenty minutes past two; a man-trap in the
kitchen at half-past two precisely; and a pitfall in the garret at five
and twenty minutes to three. The Baby's head was, as it were, a test
and touchstone for every description of matter, animal, vegetable, and
mineral. Nothing was in use that day that didn't come, at some time or
other, into close acquaintance with it.

Then, there was a great Expedition set on foot to go and find out Mrs.
Fielding; and to be dismally penitent to that excellent gentlewoman; and
to bring her back, by force if needful, to be happy and forgiving. And
when the Expedition first discovered her, she would listen to no terms
at all, but said, an unspeakable number of times, that ever she should
have lived to see the day! and couldn't be got to say anything else,
except "Now carry me to the grave;" which seemed absurd, on account of
her not being dead, or anything at all like it. After a time, she lapsed
into a state of dreadful calmness, and observed, that when that
unfortunate train of circumstances had occurred in the Indigo Trade, she
had foreseen that she would be exposed, during her whole life, to every
species of insult and contumely; and that she was glad to find it was
the case; and begged they wouldn't trouble themselves about her,--for
what was she? oh, dear! a nobody!--but would forget that such a being
lived, and would take their course in life without her. From this
bitterly sarcastic mood, she passed into an angry one, in which she gave
vent to the remarkable expression that the worm would turn if trodden
on; and after that, she yielded to a soft regret, and said, if they had
only given her their confidence, what might she not have had it in her
power to suggest! Taking advantage of this crisis in her feelings, the
Expedition embraced her; and she very soon had her gloves on, and was on
her way to John Peerybingle's in a state of unimpeachable gentility;
with a paper parcel at her side containing a cap of state, almost as
tall, and quite as stiff, as a Mitre.

Then, there were Dot's father and mother to come, in another little
chaise; and they were behind their time; and fears were entertained; and
there was much looking out for them down the road; and Mrs. Fielding
always would look in the wrong and morally impossible direction; and
being apprised thereof, hoped she might take the liberty of looking
where she pleased. At last they came: a chubby little couple, jogging
along in a snug and comfortable little way that quite belonged to the
Dot family: and Dot and her mother, side by side, were wonderful to see.
They were so like each other.

Then, Dot's mother had to renew her acquaintance with May's mother; and
May's mother always stood on her gentility; and Dot's mother never stood
on anything but her active little feet. And old Dot: so to call Dot's
father; I forgot it wasn't his right name, but never mind: took
liberties, and shook hands at first sight, and seemed to think a cap but
so much starch and muslin, and didn't defer himself at all to the Indigo
trade, but said there was no help for it now; and, in Mrs. Fielding's
summing up, was a good-natured kind of man--but coarse, my dear.

I wouldn't have missed Dot, doing the honors in her wedding-gown: my
benison on her bright face! for any money. No! nor the good Carrier, so
jovial and so ruddy, at the bottom of the table. Nor the brown, fresh
sailor-fellow, and his handsome wife. Nor any one among them. To have
missed the dinner would have been to miss as jolly and as stout a meal
as man need eat; and to have missed the overflowing cups in which they
drank The Wedding Day, would have been the greatest miss of all.

After dinner, Caleb sang the song about the Sparkling Bowl! As I'm a
living man: hoping to keep so, for a year or two: he sang it through.

And, by-the-by, a most unlooked-for incident occurred, just as he
finished the last verse.

There was a tap at the door; and a man came staggering in, without
saying with your leave, or by your leave, with something heavy on his
head. Setting this down in the middle of the table, symmetrically in the
centre of the nuts and apples, he said:

"Mr. Tackleton's compliments, and as he hasn't got no use for the cake
himself, p'raps you'll eat it."

And with those words, he walked off.

There was some surprise among the company, as you may imagine. Mrs.
Fielding, being a lady of infinite discernment, suggested that the cake
was poisoned; and related a narrative of a cake, which, within her
knowledge, had turned a seminary for young ladies, blue. But she was
overruled by acclamation; and the cake was cut by May, with much
ceremony and rejoicing.

I don't think any one had tasted it, when there came another tap at the
door; and the same man appeared again, having under his arm a vast brown
paper parcel.

"Mr. Tackleton's compliments, and he's sent a few toys for the Babby.
They ain't ugly."

After the delivery of which expressions, he retired again.

The whole party would have experienced great difficulty in finding words
for their astonishment, even if they had had ample time to seek them.
But they had none at all; for the messenger had scarcely shut the door
behind him, when there came another tap, and Tackleton himself walked
in.

"Mrs. Peerybingle!" said the Toy Merchant, hat in hand. "I'm sorry. I'm
more sorry than I was this morning. I have had time to think of it. John
Peerybingle! I'm sour by disposition; but I can't help being sweetened,
more or less, by coming face to face with such a man as you. Caleb! This
unconscious little nurse gave me a broken hint last night, of which I
have found the thread. I blush to think how easily I might have bound
you and your daughter to me; and what a miserable idiot I was, when I
took her for one! Friends, one and all, my house is very lonely
to-night. I have not so much as a Cricket on my Hearth. I have scared
them all away. Be gracious to me; let me join this happy party!"

He was at home in five minutes. You never saw such a fellow. What _had_
he been doing with himself all his life, never to have known, before,
his great capacity of being jovial! Or what had the Fairies been doing
with him, to have effected such a change!

"John! you won't send me home this evening; will you?" whispered Dot.

He had been very near it though!

There wanted but one living creature to make the party complete; and, in
the twinkling of an eye, there he was: very thirsty with hard running,
and engaged in hopeless endeavours to squeeze his head into a narrow
pitcher. He had gone with the cart to its journey's-end, very much
disgusted with the absence of his master, and stupendously rebellious to
the Deputy. After lingering about the stable for some little time,
vainly attempting to incite the old horse to the mutinous act of
returning on his own account, he had walked into the tap-room and laid
himself down before the fire. But suddenly yielding to the conviction
that the Deputy was a humbug, and must be abandoned, he had got up
again, turned tail and come home.

There was a dance in the evening. With which general mention of that
recreation, I should have left it alone, if I had not some reason to
suppose that it was quite an original dance, and one of a most uncommon
figure. It was formed in an odd way; in this way.

Edward, that sailor-fellow--a good free dashing sort of fellow he
was--had been telling them various marvels concerning parrots, and
mines, and Mexicans, and gold dust, when all at once he took it in his
head to jump up from his seat and propose a dance; for Bertha's harp was
there, and she had such a hand upon it as you seldom hear. Dot (sly
little piece of affectation when she chose) said her dancing days were
over; _I_ think because the Carrier was smoking his pipe, and she liked
sitting by him, best. Mrs. Fielding had no choice, of course, but to say
her dancing days were over, after that; and everybody said the same,
except May; May was ready.

[Illustration]

So, May and Edward get up, amid great applause, to dance alone; and
Bertha plays her liveliest tune.

Well! if you'll believe me, they have not been dancing five minutes,
when suddenly the Carrier flings his pipe away, takes Dot round the
waist, dashes out into the room, and starts off with her, toe and heel,
quite wonderfully. Tackleton no sooner sees this, than he skims across
to Mrs. Fielding, takes her round the waist, and follows suit. Old Dot
no sooner sees this, than up he is, all alive, whisks off Mrs. Dot into
the middle of the dance, and is the foremost there. Caleb no sooner sees
this, than he clutches Tilly Slowboy by both hands and goes off at
score; Miss Slowboy, firm in the belief that diving hotly in among the
other couples, and effecting any number of concussions with them, is
your only principle of footing it.

Hark! how the Cricket joins the music with its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp; and
how the kettle hums!

       *       *       *       *       *

But what is this! Even as I listen to them, blithely, and turn towards
Dot, for one last glimpse of a little figure very pleasant to me, she
and the rest have vanished into air, and I am left alone. A Cricket
sings upon the Hearth; a broken child's-toy lies upon the ground; and
nothing else remains.


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Transcriber's Notes:

Obvious punctuation errors repaired. Varied hyphenation was retained
such as teaboard and tea-board.

Text uses both hers and her's and yours and your's.

Page 33, "care" changed to "Care" (Care.' Yes, yes, it's)

Page 121, "controul" changed to "control" (resisted his control)

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